Coronation Street
After just one night, Gemma and Chesney are weighed down by the responsibility of their four new babies. However, the one resource they fail to utilise is Rita who is absolutely crippled with loneliness and would love to be included in helping them.
Robert is outraged at Michelle’s plans to sell the Bistro but he has bigger problems when the police zone in on him. They have discovered that his SatNav took him to the woods on the night that Vicky disappeared, which he denies. Concluding that Michelle must have taken his van that night, Robert accuses her of killing Vicky but Peter and Carla walk in on him threatening her, which does not help his case. The next thing he knows, Robert is charged with GBH, a stack of evidence against him: witnesses heard them having an argument, he has a scratch on his face, the house was bleached clean, there is blood evidence both in the house and in his van and now his SatNav shows that he went to the woods after he argued with Vicky.
However, what the police don’t know is that during Robert’s most recent argument with Michelle, she slipped up and mentioned the woods, something she shouldn’t know about. And in one of the most obvious plots ever, while Robert is being charged and held in custody, she heads off to a hotel to update Vicky of Robert’s arrest, who is hiding out and very much alive! The plan is to sell the Bistro and share the profits.
Things go south, however, when Vicky goes into premature labour. It’s a tender moment when Michelle acts as midwife and helps Vicky bring her son into the world. And it’s even sweeter when Michelle puts her own plan aside to call an ambulance, looking out for the welfare of Vicky and the baby and she is taken to hospital. Of course, that means that Vicky is no longer ‘dead’ and Robert is off the hook for her murder. Released from custody, Robert attempts to see his son but Vicky is long gone, leaving Robert to confront oddly repentant Michelle.
Kirk kindly donates his football t-shirt and scarf to Roy so that he can enjoy some quality time with his brother. James also gives him a signed football programme. But when Roy has to leave him to sort out a disaster at the café and the carer doesn’t show up in his place, Richard ends up collapsing and dying alone. While Roy is furious with the care team, Nina directs the blame at Roy’s door. While Roy continues to reach out to Nina, even paying two month’s rent for her, Nina continues to out the world.
Tim finally confesses the truth to horrified Sally that he is already married after a drunken mistake in Vegas. Gary gives Ryan the chance to work off his debt, which is obviously not going to end well. Michael creates an entire Winter Wonderland on the Street with his Dad but Grace fails to bring their daughter along to enjoy it.
Gary gets wind of Derek’s plan to get a quick sale for the factory and demands that he buy it from him. For a pound. He has no choice but to agree. Hope ruins the school Nativity and continues to reject Fiz, reaching out to Jade on the phone.
Doctors
Emma arrives at the station, pledging her full support to spikey Zara as they both try to come to terms with the truth of who Gareth really is and what he is capable of. Zara cannot accept support from Adam who obviously looks exactly the same as her attacker. Unable to stay with Emma where Gareth has been living or stay with Adam, Zara returns home alone absolutely broken.
Daniel is heartbroken to learn of what has happened to Zara. He offers his full support to her when she bravely faces work the next day, which clueless Valerie takes the wrong way. She then faces the prospect of ending things with Adam, unable to disassociate him from his brother. Daniel breaks the news to Joe. Is the beginning of Zara and Daniel getting back together? I would hope that the show wouldn’t rush the story in light of what has happened but I would assume this is where we’ll be heading in 2020.
Tempted to gamble after a bad day, Daniel takes himself off to rather shoddy Gambler’s Anonymous meeting. But it’s a good job that he’s there as the man running it, who seems like he is suffering from severe OCD as much as a gambling addiction, has taken an overdose and needs to be rushed to hospital!
A man named Trevor Evans tracks Jimmi down to The Icon, holding a grudge for being sent to prison based on his medical testimony. He hangs around the bar all day, intimidating him until Jimmi threatens to call the police. I suspect we haven’t seen the last of him… And seems likely that he is connected to the shock of the week when Jimmi is suddenly arrested for drug dealing and a huge amount of heroin is found in the boot of his car! While at first it looks like it will all be sorted out quickly as the idea that Dr Jimmi Clay could be a dealer is quite frankly, preposterous, very quickly, he is arrested and charged and then breaks his bail conditions when he confronts a witness who claims he regularly sees him dealing in a car park. Well done, Jimmi!
While Rob rules out Trevor as the person behind the obvious set up, people accuse Valerie of gossiping. However, she makes it clear that she is genuinely concerned about her friend and colleague and has noticed that Bear is not, leading Daniel to discover an old and somewhat ridiculous grudge he has against the medic. I’ve been suspicious of Bear for a while but is it weak storytelling or is there more to it? Enough to put one of the nicest guys in soap behind bars? We’ll find out in the New Year, I suppose!
In celebration of Christmas, Emma helps Al host the cocktail night that Gareth had organised. It doesn’t start off terribly well, with Emma breaking down and confiding in Ayesha what happened to Zara. But Valerie takes over as Queen of the Cocktails and everyone has a lot of drunken fun. Hurrah! With all the darkness going on the moment with Zara’s trauma and now Jimmi’s wrongful arrest, they need a bit of light in Letherbridge at the moment!
Eastenders
Phil is determined to put a literal end to Jack, incorrectly believing that he has got Sharon pregnant. I mean, I know he’s got previous with the Mitchell Blondes but still… He stops short of running him over when Jack is suddenly joined by his kids in the road. Ben desperately tries to get his Dad to think more clearly about his decisions but I don’t think it’s worked as by the end of Monday’s episode, Phil is brandishing a gun. By the next episode, he has the poor bloke tied up and beaten unconscious at the bottom of the pit in The Arches. By the time Ben and Keanu rescue him, he has already poured petrol on him. Dragging him out of the pit, Phil is still not done but the boys finally manage to talk him out of shooting him. Jack is adamant that he did not sleep with Sharon or father her child, leaving Phil determined to find out who did and forces Ben to stick with him on the plan to end whoever did. All I can say is, watch out, Keanu… watch out!
Callum witnesses Ben returning bloodied and broken Jack back to his house and while Jack agrees to leave things as the Mitchells owing him a favour, Callum demands answers from Ben. When Ben refuses to tell his boyfriend anything, wanting to protect him, Callum opens his heart and declaring his love. Clearly also in love with Callum but scared of him getting hurt (I mean, look what happened when he was in love with Paul), Ben closes himself off and breaks up with him. It’s at least temporarily the end of Ballum. So sad.
Sonia kindly persuades Kush to let Martin have some quality time with his son. The three of them spend the day at the Christmas Fair, which of course leads to Martin attempting to kiss Sonia because nobody in soap can ever just be mates. Sonia pulls away but later confides in Tina (who else would she choose?) that she thinks she is still in love with him. Well, that’s going to work out well when Lacey Turner (Stacey) gets back from her maternity leave, isn’t it?
There is an error at the undertakers and to be honest, I’m not sure whose error it is, with two bodies going to the opposite places. But Stuart fixes it and saves the day (with newly returned Rainie’s help) and scores himself a permanent job with Jay. Stuart then decides an insane Christmas display at a funeral home is absolutely appropriate. Yes, really.
Honey is feeling out of place and out of sorts since leaving Adam and finding that Billy has moved on with Karen, who has made herself right at home with the kids. The two women disagree about Janet participating in the beauty pageant and Honey objects to Karen doing her hair. Karen calls her on why she is really so upset. Well, we all know! Poor Honey. However, she does stick to her guns about the pageant, not wanting her daughter to face the same self-esteem issues that began when she was modelling. If nothing else, I am really enjoying her new friendship with Ash.
The Panesar Brothers reveal to the Slaters that they have bought their house and they will now be evicted, although they will be given until New Year to leave. Another case of unsound housing law in the East End. Kat and the oldest brother (I haven’t quite learned their names yet, they’re too annoying but I’m sure I’ll get used to them), seem to reach a compromise but then it all goes wrong when the new landlords decide to just let themselves in the property and the Slaters respond by barricading themselves in. But not before Kush spots Daniel at the hospital. He begs him to contact Jean, who is struggling without him but Daniel won’t be persuaded.
Mitch accidentally agrees to write the autism friendly panto for the Queen Vic but of course, is unable to complete the task so with amusing legal advice from Gray, Bailey steps in and takes over. Mick asks the school Mums to come and be part of the fun but they unkindly refuse, not because of Ollie but because of Linda’s drinking. The panto is a genuine hit and Ollie is the cutest little polar bear I’ve ever seen.
Emmerdale
Moira is distraught when Cain refuses to let her spend Christmas Day with her sons. Amy is also horrified when she overhears Cain warning Kyle that Nate is a bad man and he should always stay away from him. Good parenting can always be witnessed amongst the Dingles! Cain is furious when the Dingle clan begin to welcome Nate into the fold. He makes it clear that the family need to choose between him and Nate. Obviously they choose Cain, which upsets Nate. He storms out in a rather threatening manner. Oops. Well, he is Cain’s son, I suppose! While Moira rather gleefully informs Nate that he will never be accepted amongst the Dingles.
He tries to communicate with Cain who rejects him in favour of searching for Aaron, who has gone missing after Robert sends Victoria a letter and she and Liv attempt to keep it from him (and the letter doesn’t so much as mention him). The Dingles all search for Aaron (without Nate) but while out hunting, Liv has a fit all alone. Wendy finds her and gets her to hospital, leaving Aaron wrought with guilt that he put his little sister in such a vulnerable position. His response is to engage in a random hook up in a bid to get over Robert and move on with his life. Yes, I am sure that will work. I really hope he snaps out of this soon though. I can’t stand his grumpy little face at the moment.
Rhona is informed that Pierce is up for parole. It scares her into deciding that she needs to take the job in France. She cannot even contemplate the idea of having to face the man who raped her ever again. Compelled by his love for Rhona, Graham forgets his concern that the job has been pushed by Kim and agrees to the move. I know this whole thing is going to go epically wrong but for now, I do think that the way Graham loves Rhona and wants to protect her is very sweet. Unfortunately, she backs out of telling Marlon her plans.
Nobody has time for Noah. Charity and Vanessa are too busy with their lives, the younger kids, monitoring Sarah and that horrible Danny boy and their own relationship. What they haven’t noticed is that Sarah has been delving into the world of drugs with that horrible Danny and that Noah is desperately worried about her but is also worried about being a snitch. He does take the drugs away from her, only to be caught with them by Graham who confiscates them. But when he is left with nobody to talk to, Noah finds one remaining pill and takes it himself.
Andrea and Jamie decide to wait before trying for another baby. Jacob and Leanna begin to rekindle their friendship but this time in a happier and healthier way. Leyla battles her feelings for Liam during panto rehearsals and Kim comes on board as the wicked landowner. Pete and Tracey decide to just stay friends.
Hollyoaks
Mitchell lets Scott down again when he fails to come out and tell his family about their relationship. In a bid to make things right, Mitchell and Scott spend the whole day together and when they bump into Azim, Mitchell comes out to him and then decides that it’s time to come out to his family. Well, time will tell about that… But the romantic scene does complete to a lovely rendition of ‘Finally’.
Alas, everything goes wrong the next day when not only does Mitchell back out of coming out but he panics when he loses a photo reel of him and Scott together. Witnessing his sheer panic at the idea that someone might find evidence of them as a couple, Scott has finally had enough of the hiding, secrecy and shame. He doesn’t want to be Mitchell’s dirty little secret anymore. The next day, Mitchell is jealous when he mistakenly thinks that Scott has moved on with Azim, who encourages Scott to understand things from Mitchell’s perspective. Scott realises the pressure Mitchell has on his shoulders and doesn’t want to add more by forcing him to come out. However, after his suicide attempt, he also cannot live a life where he is ashamed of himself. Their relationship is over. Martine offers her son unwavering support, although she doesn’t know the full facts.
James and Liam team up for their ‘protection’ business and attempt to intimidate Mercedes into signing up. Refusing but scared, it’s Bobby’s Christmas list, where all he wants is his Dad’s return, that pushes Mercedes to change her statement and set Sylver free. However, she is in for a big shock when she discovers that he has been lying to her – he doesn’t love her anymore and he wants to be a family with Grace and Bobby. Sylver cannot forgive his mother for her betrayal. She in turn, turns on her daughter in law who is left a complete and utter broken mess. I have always championed Mercedes, even at her worst. She is one of the best soap characters in history. But I think it’s right that her world implodes so that she can start again afresh. She needs this.
James is alarmed when Liam plans to smash up the pub in order to pressure Mercedes to sign up to their protection scheme. They are interrupted by Mercedes herself who decides to try and win Liam back. She is shocked beyond the telling of it when she realises that he is now hooking up with James! While the boys make fun of Mercedes’ desperation and that she got shot, it’s quite clear to the observant viewer that deep down, Liam still does have feelings for his ex.
That night, Grace and James bump into each other, Grace discovering that James is now sleeping with her brother. Liam then overhears the pair of them quietly but smugly remarking over the truth of what happened to Mercedes – they both shot her. In a flashback, we see that Grace fired the first shot and missed. James then appears behind her and steadies the gun so they are able to shoot her together.
Liam confronts his sister and his boyfriend (?!) about shooting Mercedes. While Grace attempts to defend herself over how much Mercedes hurt her, James is unrepentant, explaining that he was intent on revenge for Harry. He also reminds Liam of his own guilt and the role he played in Harry’s death, which prompts Liam to break down in tears and a little bit of bad acting. Liam reveals that he found Mercedes in the club after she had been shot but he ran away, taking the gun with him, scared that he would be accused of the crime. He even burnt his clothes to hide any evidence that he had been there. Armed now with the knowledge of who shot her, Liam is determined to tell Mercedes the truth. Grace and Liam do everything they can to persuade him not to. Grace is also desperate for Sylver not to find out, not wanting her new little family to be destroyed. Ignoring them, Liam and Mercedes admit that their feelings for each other were real. James interrupts Mercedes asking for a second chance. Liam struggles to make a choice between them. He chooses James and the three of them revel in their success at defeating Mercedes and getting a second chance of survival. Meanwhile, Mercedes has bigger problems as Breda gathers together DNA to ‘prove’ that she is a serial killer!
On Christmas Day, Walter gathers together as many locals as possible to attend church where he gives an impassioned sermon on the importance of family, praising his own family members on how amazing they are. In the back, Daphne and Celeste, sorry, Toby and Celeste seethe as he tells the locals what a wonderful mother Martine is to her son, Mitchell. So… we finally know who her mystery child is: Toby! That’s the big reveal. I’m disappointed, to be honest. They’ve only been here for five minutes and they’re already annoying me. And I heard a rumour that Martine’s secret child was actually Blessing (remember her?) Now that would have been a good story. Anyway, Celeste stops Toby from confronting his mother and by the end of the Christmas episode, we see that it was actually them that stole Mitchell and Scott’s photo. They clearly have plans for the family and judging by their boring storyline with Jesse, the whole village. I’m sure it will be utterly thrilling. I don’t apologise for my sarcasm. Consider it a Christmas present.
Liberty’s pregnancy test is positive, creating what should be the happiest day of Sienna’s life. Filled with Christmas spirit and inspired by Walter’s sermon, she invites Maxine and Minnie to dinner, pushing Maxine and Damon together. He cannot trust her when he finds her taking cold medication but actually, she is freezing at home so probably does have a cold. Sienna tests out a new plot device, I mean, drone and overhears her boyfriend and her sister discussing their infidelity and resultant pregnancy. For a secret, they really do discuss it openly a lot. I mean, a lot! Sienna loses the plot, of course and is rescued by Martine who calms her down and suggests that she plays along. Otherwise, she loses everything, including the baby.
Luke finally tells his family about FTD and Nana does a fabulous Queen’s Speech.
Home and Away: The Surf Club
Home and Away is on its Christmas Break until January 2020. Instead, on My5, there is a Christmas themed behind the scenes episode every Monday, hosted by Jason Smith who played Robbie Hunter between 2003 and 2006.
The Surf Club has always played a central role in Home and Away and is a communal area for family and friendship for all the characters. In this episode, we meet Rohan Nichol (Ben Astoni), Sophie Dillman (Ziggy Astoni), Patrick O’Connor (Dean Thompson) but Kestie Morassi (Maggie Astoni) is unfortunately absent. Later, Lukas Radovich (Ryder Jackson) and Shane Withington (John Palmer) join the group.
Patrick and Sophie, who are a couple in real life, discuss their relationship on the show, including Ziggy’s previous marriage to Brody before her friendship with Dean developed into love. They are described as ‘Summer Bay’s Hottest Couple’. I don’t think I agree (Willex, anyone?) but I do like them paired up. They talk about filming the rally where they finally got together and how it was so hot that the cameras were literally melting!
Rohan discusses Ben’s wrongful arrest and how it led to a longer mental health storyline, which he felt flattered to be trusted with as it was such an important story to tell. He discusses the wider reaching story of what happens to a person’s loved ones, in this case Ziggy and Maggie, when someone is suffering from depression and the helplessness they go through when trying to support them. He and Shane talk about the strength of friendship in the Bay and how people supported Ben and how that support is returned to John when he is in need, although they didn’t always get along. This friendship spills over into the friendship between Shane and Rohan who share a dressing room.
Lukas and Patrick also share a dressing room and seem to get up to a lot of mischief! Ryder really looks up to Dean on the show. Lukas requested that Dean teach Ryder how to surf, which is leading to an upcoming storyline involving a girl who will potentially stir up some trouble for Dean and Ziggy! (I think this is a new character called Jade).
Do the cast prefer a White or Beach Christmas?
White Christmas: Rohan and Lukas
Beach Christmas: Sophie, Patrick, Shane
Sophie meets a tour bus of fans and joins them as they explore Palm Beach where the cast are filming. She takes pictures with them and chats to them, eager to find out who their favourite characters are. There are lots of people from the UK! I really want to do this one day! And go to the Neighbours set. Not that I’ve ever visited any of the available soap sets in the UK…
What do the cast want for their characters in the New Year?
Rohan/Ben: Peace and quiet and perhaps a new hobby
Sophie/Ziggy: More work as a mechanic
Neighbours
Having made a very weak excuse to Paul and Terese, Roxy and Harlow head off to the prison to meet Robert who is reasonable and creepy all at the same time. He cleverly gleans as much information from Harlow about Paul and their home life as he can without her even noticing and agrees to be tested to be a donor as soon as she mentions that Paul would do anything for David. So… this is the big Christmas story then! Psycho Robert.
Back at home, Harlow and Roxy decide to keep their day trip a secret but Paul is already suspicious. When Robert passes stage one and two, Harlow tells Paul and Terese the truth. Her Granddad is not happy but with David in severe danger of death – the infection has taken over, his kidneys and liver are all failing and he now needs to be fed through a tube – he and Terese have no choice but to go and see his son. Robert agrees to donate his kidney in return for Paul assisting him with moving to a lower security prison nearer to Erinsborough so that he can have more access to Harlow. Well, this is going to end well, isn’t it? I mean, if only someone else was a match. Roxy, I’m talking to you!!!
Claudia buys tickets to The Nutcracker for herself, Finn and Bea only for Finn to overthrow his girlfriend for Elly on the basis that Elly and Claudia need to spend more time together. With Bea really disappointed, Susan buys them both tickets as well to push Bea and Finn back together again. She also tells Finn off for side lining his girlfriend. Just like Susan, Claudia is onto him. Backed into a corner, Finn admits to his mother that he has feelings for Elly. And quite frankly, I am so disappointed. I love the journey that Finn and Bea have been on together. Has someone at Neighbours gone through a bad time or something and now feels the need to destroy every relationship? They killed Sonya, they let Elly and Chloe last all of an episode, they broke up Ned and Yashvi, Dipi and Shane wouldn’t stop fighting, Kyle and Amy are heading for disaster, David is half dead, Finn fancies his girlfriend’s sister. If they dare touch Karl and Susan…!
Anyway, conniving Claudia goes right to Elly with her information but Elly insists there is nothing between them and Finn is furious when he finds out what his mother has done. Claudia is unrepentant and eager to push her last remaining son and the mother of her grandchild together. We also finally solve the mystery of who set fire to his records before the trial! Claudia! But rather than this proving her love for him, Finn is horrified by the callousness Claudia has shown and demands that she leave. When oblivious Bea asks her to stay, she tells her that Finn and Elly have feelings for each other. Oh dear. This is not helped when Bea returns home to find Finn and Elly mucking around with a new baby sling. They do their best to allay her concerns and Finn goes to enormous effort to show his girlfriend just how much he loves her. When she makes him a phot album of their relationship, he finally dumps the one of him and Elly, although I suspect this storyline is far from over…
Chloe gets the promo for the Sonya Rebecchi Foundation Concert all wrong, upsetting Toadie but she manages to turn things around. Toadie admits that he is struggling with the idea of facing his first Christmas without Sonya. We all are, Toadie. We all are.
Amy begins to fret that she cannot reach Jimmy in New York. When she gets word that her son is actually missing, Kyle awkwardly has to confess that he had been told that Jimmy was going through a rough patch and tried to talk to him but when he gave him some attitude, they had words and he hasn’t been able to get in touch with him since. Amy immediately blames Kyle and shuts him out of any effort in trying to find her son. Then when Jimmy shows up at the house, a completely different person to the lovely boy he used to be, uncommunicative and a thief as soon as Amy’s back is turned, she also refuses to let Kyle help work out what’s going on with him. I just object to this story so much. It’s like the show has completely changed Kyle’s personality, Kyle and Amy’s relationship and now Kyle and Jimmy’s relationship. The way Kyle is behaving is the way Gary would behave, not thoughtful, kind Kyle. I understand they’re gearing up for Amy’s exit but I don’t know why they have to do it this way. Why bother getting us all invested in them back together if this was the plan all along? It’s all wrong, I tell you! Wrong!