Neighbours: May I Return (To the Beginning)…?

Tragically, the Neighbours cast and crew, not to mention us as devoted fans are counting down the days until our beloved show comes to a hopefully temporary end on 1st August, with a huge double episode.  But by now, most of us will have heard of some major cast returns and some of them are SERIOUSLY exciting!

Harold Bishop (Ian Smith)

Ian Smith as Harold Bishop
(Metro)

The first person to be mentioned, several weeks ago was Harold Bishop, such a classic character that the café is still named after him, long after his departure.  He is so loved that the show wasn’t even capable of killing him off without bringing him back to life!  Nobody would ever be able to forget the beautiful love story that was Harold and Madge (Anne Charleston) – the humour and the tragedy.  It could not end without him.  If only Lou Carpenter (Tom Oliver), his old sparring partner was returning with him!

Joe Mangel (Mark Little)

Mark Little as Joe Mangel
(BBC)

We will also see Joe Mangel (Mark Little) with whom I am very much hoping we might also see his daughter Skye and her wife, Lana (Stephanie Mackintosh and Bridget Neval).  Joe was always a loveable character and it was one of the show’s most memorable and tragic episodes when wife, environmentalist, Kerry was shot and killed.  We saw Skye, a police officer return a couple of years ago a marry teenage love, Lana, finally getting closure on the relationship that started all those years and had to end abruptly due to homophobia.  It was the show’s second gay marriage and really showed just how far Neighbours has come in terms of diversity and celebrating the LGBTQ community.

The Kennedy Family

Benjamin McNair as Mal Kennedy
(Digital Spy)

There are so many iconic families on Ramsay Street and Neighbours are clearly doing their best to represent as many of them as possible in the characters they are bringing back, as well as making sure they keep the current, radiant cast shining.  It is a joy to hear that Mal Kennedy (Benjamin McNair) will be winging his way back to his parents from where he ‘lives’ in London.  If only Libby and Billy (Kym Valentine and Jesse Spencer) would drop in too.  They could pose for a new portrait!  My wife has been tuning in for these last few months and she was shocked to see it still hanging in Karl and Susan’s lounge!

Also on her way back to Erinsborough is Elly Conway (Jodi Anasta), Susan’s niece, prompting the hope that after everything they have been through over all these years, #Chelly might finally get their happy ever after.  I did like Chloe and Nicolette for a while and this Kiri seems quite nice but Chloe and Elly were the original couple.  Nobody ever quite moved on from them, did they?!  Next week, we will be seeing Pierce Greyson (Tim Robards) return, in line with his son Hendrix’s tragic diagnosis but let’s hope that doesn’t mean a reunion for him and Chloe because quite frankly that never worked for me.  Just saying.

#Chelly

The Rebecchi Family

Morgan Baker as Callum Rebecchi
(Digital Spy)

Poor Toadie has been through so much during his life on Ramsay Street.  He lost his first wife, Dee Bliss.  He found true love with Sonya until she died from cancer in possibly the saddest ever storyline the show has ever aired.  Then there was the whole Dee/Andrea insanity, which I was hooked on from start to finish!  And it has taken a respectful amount of time but he has finally found love again with Melanie Pearson.  So, it is lovely that his mother, Angie and his and Sonya’s son, Callum (Leslie and Morgan Baker) will be here for the end.

The Willis Family

Kate Kendall as Lauren Willis
(Digital Spy)

Paige Brennan (Olympia Valance) is also due to return again, although not with husband, Mark as far as we know.  I’m not the biggest Mark fan but with the Brennan family having made such a huge impact on the Street, it would have been amazing to see Mark and Tyler (and Tyler’s partner, Piper) reunite on screen with their siblings, Chloe and Aaron – not to mention Piper and half-sister Paige back together again.

However, Paige’s mother, Lauren Willis (Kate Kendall) will return!  And so will Ned Willis (Ben Hall), who has barely left.  Ned has got himself into quite a lot of bother recently, having cheated on girlfriend, Amy with Harlow.  He must take after his father.  Deciding he needs to start afresh, Ned decided to head off to Sydney but it has been confirmed that both he and ex-girlfriend – and clearly the love of his life – Yashvi Rebecchi (Olivia Junkeer) will both return for the finale.  So, does this mean they will get their happy ending after all?

Ned and Yashvi – reunited?
(Digital Spy)

But most importantly, Ned is heading to Sydney to spend time with his mother, Beth Brennan (Natalie Imbruglia) – no relation to Mark etc.  Natalie recently won The Masked Singer UK and added her voice very loudly to the #SaveNeighbours Campaign so could it be possible that she might also return?!  This would be amazing!  Especially with Lauren, the third Mrs Willis back on screen, albeit played by a different actress, but still the same character who had an affair with Brad when Beth was in a relationship with him way back in the 90s.  Neighbours, you need to make this happen.  Three Mrs Willis’s on screen at the same time: Beth, Terese and Lauren!  Ramsay Street actually could explode after all!

Will Beth make one last return to Ramsay Street…?
(ITV)

Also returning as part of the Willis clan are Kyle and Roxy Canning (Chris Milligan and Zima Anderson).  They too have only left the show very recently.  With Kyle only just recovering from testicular cancer, these two are a couple of the level of Scott and Charlene in terms of just how much they love each other.  I’m not a TV wedding crier by any stretch of the imagination but I got very emotional at this one.  And now, despite the odds, they are expecting a baby!

Chris Milligan and Zima Anderson as Kyle and Roxy Canning

Other Notable Characters

Also back for the finale are: Shane Ramsay (Peter O’Brien), Des Clarke (Paul Keane), Joel Samuels (Daniel MacPherson), Izzy Hoyland (Natalie Bassingwaighte) and Amy Williams (Zoe Cramond).

The Robinson Family

Melissa Bell has returned as Lucy Robinson
(Digital Spy)

The final family with returning character are the Robinson family.  Paul can expect two of his many children to return: Elle and Andrew (Pippa Black and Jordan Patrick).  Lucy Robinson (Melissa Bell) is already on screen, attempting to rescue the mess Paul has made – and is blaming Terese for – of the fashion show.  She is due to be joined by gay best friend and father of her baby, former resident, Chris Pappas (James Mason) who moved to live with her in New York.  As far as Paul and Terese are concerned, they remain together in the credits, so I hold out hope that by 1st August, they will be back together, where they belong.

Scott and Charlene (Jason Donovan and Kylie Minogue)

Jason Donovan and Kylie Minogue as Scott and Charlene Robinson
(Metro)

And of course, the return that everyone is talking about… Scott and Charlene Robinson, played by the legendary Jason Donovan and Kylie Minogue, who began their careers in Neighbours in the 80s and went onto become global superstars.  This has been the ultimate dream cast return for decades and I can hardly believe it is actually happening!  Scott and Charlene have been mentioned regularly throughout the years with their extended family still living on Ramsay Street.  In fact, Jason’s real life daughter plays Harlow!  In the fictional world, Scott and Charlene have been happily married all this time and remain one of those couples and make you believe in true love!  Their wedding was watched in the UK by 20 million people!

They went onto have two children (off screen), Madeline and Daniel, both of whom turned up on Ramsay Street as adults.  Daniel arrived in 2014 and eventually married Imogen Willis, daughter of Terese, who eventually married Paul, brother of Scott!  I am secretly hoping that Daniel and Imogen (Tim Phillips and Ariel Kaplan) might also find their way back home for the end!

Of course, everyone knows that since departing Erinsborough, Kylie went onto have an incredible pop career and became a huge gay icon and ally.  She has lent her voice to the cause and is cherished by the LGBTQ community the world over.  So, there is something particularly special, I think, that she is returning not just to the show that began her career but to the show that has developed itself from a soap that competed with all the others, to a soap that celebrates diversity in such a magical way – far beyond any others.  And I watch them all!  When Kylie and Jason were Australia and the UK’s sweethearts, there were no gay characters. Through the years, they tried and failed with characters such as Skye and Lana and had successes with others such as Chris.  Now, we have Aaron and David, who even have a child and have been accepted as foster parents.  We have Nicolette.  We have Chloe.  We have had the privilege of following Mackenzie through her journey as a beautiful, graceful transgender teenager.  I believe we’re about to meet a non-binary character in the coming weeks.  Aaron and David had the first gay wedding on Neighbours and walked down the aisle to ‘Especially for You’ by Kylie and Jason themselves!  So, to have them back is an amazing thing, despite the circumstances.

Although, I am dreading that final episode and having to say goodbye to one of my most favourite ever programmes, I admire the dignity with which all the cast and crew have approached things.  I also salute every single fan, who with true Ramsay Street Spirit, has campaigned for the show to be saved.  I am proud to have been tweeting away, desperate to save the show we love and I have really enjoyed making those connections.  I am excited for all the cast members who love the show so much that they wanted to be part of its celebrations and goodbyes.  And I will also never lose the hope that even though the show will be rested, it will return.

Neighbours: The Order

(Tuesday 17th March 2020)

Mark B and Paige and family are excited about the upcoming wedding and honeymoon to Rome.  Mark asks Aaron to be his best man.  Off screen, Jack talks Brad and Lauren round when they worry that Paige and Mark are moving too fast and he also offers to bring Gabe to the wedding.  Aww, he’s so lovely.  I do much prefer Jack to Mark.  I really need to get over this.  I feel like I am the only one who isn’t delighted that Mark and Paige are back together.  Am I missing something here?  Well, at least Paige is a little nervous about how they are going to make a long distance marriage work!

Gary is left broken hearted…

Gary too, is very excited about his own wedding.  He is disappointed that Prue and Harlow haven’t made things up and that Harlow isn’t coming, although Prue doesn’t seem very bothered.  Sadly, his world comes crashing down around him when he receives a text from Harlow, informing him that Prue was forced to leave The Order; she didn’t leave of her own accord as she has claimed.  Prue admits that she couldn’t pay up so she was thrown out of The Order and now they are chasing her for money.  Heartbroken at being the consolation prize yet again, Gary walks out on her.  He shares a heart warming moment with Sheila, which makes me worry for both their lives and then heads off to The Island to makes things right with Kyle.  When Paul gleefully informs Prue that Gary has left her, she grabs a honeymoon box and hurtles after him.

Prue follows Gary to The Island…

Things remain tense between Terese and Paul after he used her wedding vows to write a letter from Richard to Jane.  She is particularly unimpressed with the way he goads Gary.  She forces Paul to admit to Jane what he did, prompting Jane to feel very guilty but also to stand up for Paul and remind Terese just why she loves him so much.  Paul attempts to make things right with Terese and sincerely apologises to her.  Privately, they renew their vows in place of Gary and Prue’s wedding, although it doesn’t count as one of the Big Five.  Terese admits that she read some of Jane’s letters to Richard and she and Paul begin to hatch a plan to help her find happiness for herself.

Sky reconnects with the Rebecchi family but they notice that she is very cagey about her life and Dylan, from whom she has separated.  She asks Jane to keep quiet about her upcoming wedding.  Lesbians everywhere desperately look forward to the arrival of Lana!

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Neighbours: #ThatLucyAndMarkSpark

(Monday 16th March 2020)

‘The Promise’ by Girls Aloud plays as the Lassisters Wedding Expo gets underway and Wedding Number One kicks off: Lucy and Mark G, twenty years in the making.  They even have their own hashtag apparently! #ThatLucyAndMarkSpark

Lucy and Jane discuss weddings gone by, including Paul’s many wives and of course, the glorious Scott and Charlene. #EspeciallyForYou Meanwhile, Mark G is beginning to panic.  The last time he had a wedding, he walked out, having decided to become a priest.  Poor Annalise (remember her?)

While Finn feigns enthusiasm for his relationship with Bea and their first holiday together, he offers to be helpful and take Susan’s forgotten folder to the Wedding Expo.  Of course, there, he runs into Lucy who lays into him and calls him stupid for going near the place, threatening security and the police.  I mean, I know Finn has become a psycho again and he’s about to kill a minimum of three people but Lucy doesn’t know that.  And perhaps it wouldn’t have happened if she hadn’t been such a cow.  Not to stick up for a murderous stalker or anything.

On his way out, Finn overhears Terese and Pierce discussing the very precious honeymoon boxes, each dedicated to a couple getting married.  She sends them off to her house for safe keeping.  Finn tracks them down and when new couple, Hendrix and Harlow get distracted, Finn takes Mark and Lucy’s box and makes a casual bomb (as you do!) and puts it back in the box.  Terese is then told that the sponsors then want the honeymoon boxes opened in front of all the guests.  Meanwhile, Hendrix persuades Harlow to rebel and they sneak off to the island together.

Finn makes a bomb for Lucy…

David expresses some concerns about Finn to Karl and Susan, having spotted him storming away from Lassisters.  Finn, Bea, Elly and the others head off to the island for their big party for Elly’s 35th birthday.  Finn is particularly eager to get away.  Dipi fails to persuade Kyle to stay for Gary’s wedding to Prue.

Lucy and Mark get married…

Jane, Terese and Paul help Lucy get ready for her wedding and she and Mark finally do make it down the aisle despite his nerves.  Twenty years after their initial romance, they say their vows and get married.  Terese is surprised when they open their honeymoon box and announce that they are going to Paris.  They were meant to go to Rome.  They were also meant to set off a bomb!  It turns out that Lucy didn’t want to send Mark to Rome and be reminded of his calling to be a Priest so she swapped their nametags!

Terese is told that the next couple to get wed have back out, opting to elope instead.  When Sky Mangel reappears, Terese asks if she would move her wedding up a few days to take the couple’s place but she claims that she can’t as her partner won’t arrive in time.  Jane is immediately intrigued as to who she is marrying but Sky is coy.  Any Neighbours fan knows though that she is in fact marrying her teenage love interest, Lana Crawford, rectifying the storyline the show was not able to continue all those years ago.  Hooray!

The couple that do take the vacant spot, however, are Mark B and Paige!  Caught up in the emotion of Mark G and Lucy’s wedding, Paige proposes.  Mark accepts and they put themselves up for the vacant spot at the Expo.  Their box will be the bomb box!  Now, I really don’t care much for Mark B but I do like Paige…  I am not happy about this, especially as them getting back together at all feels very rushed and false in the first place, especially if the whole point is just to kill one of them off.

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Neighbours: Plain Jane Super Brain

(Monday 10th – Friday 14th February 2020)

Jane Harris returns to Erinsborough and she seems to have a real spring in her step.  It soon transpires, at least to us, that she has a new man in her life.  However, all is not as it seems as she speaks to him on the phone about making a ‘transfer’ and by the next day, the champagne she’s bought and the hotel room she’s decorated have all gone to waste and her mood is completely destroyed.  Poor Jane.

‘Richard’ breaks Jane’s heart…

When Paul spots Jane in a state, demanding that her room be cleaned up (and also claiming that the decoration was a mistake), he takes it as another opportunity to lay into Chloe.  However, he is suitable concerned about Jane’s state of mind and frustrated when she won’t open up to him.  She does open up to Dipi though.  Richard, the man she has been talking to online, now doesn’t want anything to do with her – since she transferred him all of her savings.  Dipi is supportive and encourages her to speak to the police.  Jane remains convinced that it’s all a misunderstanding until Dipi discovers that the photo he used is a stock photo from the Internet.  Jane starts a job teaching at the school where Harlow behaves really oddly around her.  Susan, who is already perplexed that Jane would accept such a junior position, catches Jane searching through files in her office.

With Paul still on her back and fearing she is not impressing Lucy, Chloe comes up with the idea of holding a wedding expo at the hotel.  Her USP is that she is able to get a vaguely royal wedding dress.  Elly helps her prep, giving hope to all the #chelly fans out there.  She pitches the idea to Paul, who remains unconvinced.  However, all the Neighbours fans out there will be aware that the show’s 35th birthday is coming up soon and it will fear FIVE WEDDINGS (and three deaths!) so presumably Chloe’s idea will be a success (please let Skye and Lana be one of the weddings!  Please!)

Finn opens up to Bea and Susan about his father, Trent and considers contacting him.  Interfering Bea jumps the gun and contacts him herself.  Always helpful.  She and Elly arrange to meet Trent and discover that he did gather together the ransom money to rescue his son.  Unfortunately, being an alcoholic at the time, he got drunk, slept with a woman at his hotel and she stole the cash.  He then left Columbia with his tail between his legs and Finn was left abandoned to his kidnappers as his wife was only ever interested in rescuing Shaun.  While Bea and Elly are eager for Trent to reconnect with Finn, they implore him not to tell him that he was too drunk and useless to save him.

Finn is suspicious of his family…

Father and son do reconnect but Finn grows suspicious when he later sees Trent and Elly arguing.  He confronts Elly and Bea over what they are clearly keeping from him.  They are forced to tell him the truth.  He is devastated and storms out.  Elly catches up with him and he opens up to her about everything he went through and how his parents let him down. 

Desperate to resolve the situation with Zenin, Ned enlists Kyle’s help in buying a gun from him and reporting it to the police to get him arrested.  Unfortunately, Yashvi finds the gun and is utterly furious with Ned for his stupid plan.  The next day, having reported it all, Zenin isn’t immediately arrested, although the police assure them they are dealing with it.  Later, Zenin texts Yashvi.  Something odd is going on…

Meanwhile, poor Kyle is an absolute mess.  While Aaron and David and a very excited and supportive Paul are getting very excited about Mardi Gras, there is a very cute moment where a confetti cannon explodes and Kyle nearly craps himself.  He later sets one off on purpose to prove he’s fine.

Mardi Gras preparations…

Against Shane’s request, Karl is busy keeping an eye on Dipi and Gary and is shocked when he witnesses the pair seemingly too comfortable together at the house.  However, Dipi decides that now might be the time to try and speak to Shane.  Unfortunately, that all goes out the window when Shane and Roxy get rostered on together and Dipi witnesses them sharing a bit of a moment. Furious, she comes home to rant to Gary.  Karl peers over the fence at just the wrong moment – Dipi plants a kiss on stunned Gary.  Overwhelmed with guilt, Dipi resolves to tell Shane the truth but of course, meddling Karl gets there first.  Shane is furious but also deeply hurt when he realises that Dipi initiated the kiss.  Karl is apologetic, especially when he realises that the woman he overheard him lamenting over was actually Prue, not Dipi.

Dipi kisses Gary…

Dipi and Shane finally talk things through, leading him to make a really sweet romantic gesture.  He takes them through their whole relationship, reminding them of everything they’ve been through and pledging his commitment to their future.  Now, we know from the promo for their 35th anniversary that three people are going to die.  Shane and Dipi have been through a massive upheaval.  Now they’re desperately in love again.  They are prime candidates for being killed off…

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