Home and Away: Coming Home

(Monday 21st – Friday 25th September 2020)

Despite Bella’s objections, Nikau took the decision to find help when their car broke down and who should he run into by Mack (whose name I’ve been spelling wrong all this time, as it turns out!), Tane and Ari.  He ran off but they easily tracked him down and by the time he led them back to Bella, she was gone.  She had clearly made the decision to leave, the moment he had defied her and decided to get help.

Against her better judgement, Bella turned her phone on to a barrage of messages from Colby and Nik.  When she listened to a voicemail from her boyfriend worrying that she had panicked about them sleeping together and begging to meet up, she relented and went to the meeting place he suggested.  Nik and the others were relieved to see her but she was annoyed to realise that she had been tricked.

Back in Summer Bay, Colby remained under pressure from Angelo to bring Bella in to give her statement.  And Angelo’s suspicions only increased when he spotted Colby on the beach, revealing his River Boys tattoo.  To give him his due, he does have first-hand experience of what the River Boys were like.  He immediately looked him up on the computer, delving into his history as a gang member.  He also denied Colby any access to any of the files relating to the investigation into his Ross’s death.  It’s funny, ever since I started watching Home and Away again (I actually stopped watching it because of the likes of Angelo and the River Boys ruining the show), Colby has always been presented as such a nice guy.  I knew he had killed Ross but I couldn’t imagine it.  But recent weeks are really bringing out such a dark side to his character.  I can now.

Angelo is surprised to discover that Colby is/was a River Boy…
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Interestingly, Angelo’s wife, Taylor then turned up.  When Angelo left the Bay in 2011, it was to be a happy little family with Nicole Franklin and her little boy, George.  She obviously couldn’t put up with him!  And it doesn’t look like this woman is tolerating him very well either as she and Colby have been flirting from the get go.  Whether Colby actually likes her or its purely strategic, I’m not sure.  But he’s managed to take her for a drink and spend time in the gym with her in less than a day, all the time getting as much information from her as possible about Angelo.  And she has complained bitterly about her husband not having time for her.  She has also mentioned that he is obsessed with Colby and the absence of his little sister.

Colby wastes no time getting to know Angelo’s wife…
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Smug Angelo was just about to set off for the magistrates to get an arrest warrant for Bella, with her having run out of time to show up for interview when she walked through the door with Mack.  She had been persuaded by her boyfriend and friends that she had put herself and her brother in a lot of trouble by vanishing and it wasn’t doing anyone any good.  Angelo almost looked disappointed.  He refused to let Colby sit in on the interview.  He even closed the blinds.  Probably not the best idea when dealing with a victim of assault if you’re trying to make them feel safe.

Ziggy gave Dean her full support over Amber and Jai, although she privately admitted to Willow, her fears of losing him.  We all know that despite the fact he never wanted kids, Dean is the most loyal person ever and would never let his child down.  It’s not that I think Ziggy should worry about Dean cheating on her.  He clearly worships her.  But I get that she is worried about him becoming so consumed with Jai that he may not have as much room for her as he once did.  And that’s really sad.  They make such a brilliant couple, especially knowing they are together in real life.

Anyway, Amber introduced Dean and Jai and despite some initial from the little boy, who is beyond cute, the pair got on like a house on fire.  Amber decided to just introduce Dean as a friend though, not wanting to push things too much at first, although Dean was clearly eager for his son to know who he was.

Dean meets his son…
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Justin has been getting very clumsy and forgetful lately and is clearly in a lot of pain, still unnoticed by either his girlfriend or his sister who is a Doctor.  Well, they took notice when he had a terrible back spasm and collapsed at the garage, spilling a load of chemicals in the process.  Thankfully, Alf happened to drop by and pulled him away from the chemicals and doused him in water before phoning for an ambulance.  Good old Alf.  What would we ever do without him?!

After a lot of tests, Justin was informed that he has a lesion/benign tumour on his back, which is basically a cluster of blood vessels that are pushing on the spinal cord.  The back spasm he had at the garage was one of the blood vessels bursting.  The situation requires surgery, which could potentially leave him paralysed and there is a chance that the tumour could grow back again.  Justin decided he didn’t want to go through with it.

Justin gets back news…
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Marilyn attempted to help Roo process Evan’s death when she thought she had seen his ghost in the Bay.  Meanwhile, Alf and Ryder got the shock of their lives when the spitting image of Evan turned up at the Surf Club.  They approached him and discovered his name is Owen and has no idea who Evan is.  Bringing him home, Marilyn and Roo, in the middle of their séance, got quite a shock themselves!

Recalling that Evan was adopted, Ryder was sure that there must be some connection between the two men.  Owen agreed to stick around and explore things.  Even for Home and Away, this is quite a stretch of a storyline when it comes to killing off a character and keeping the actor in the show!

Home and Away currently airs on weekdays @ 1:15pm & 6pm on Channel 5

Sneak peek on 5Star, weekdays @ 6:30pm

These reviews are based on the lunch time episodes

Neighbours: #Fandangle!

(Monday 21st – Friday 25th September 2020)

In his desperation to raise funds for his exhibition, Ned stripped on video for one of his subscribers on the aptly named, Fandangle.  Unfortunately, some leaflets in the background gave away his location, prompting the guy to message him to say he would visit him in Erinsborough very soon.  I mean, he must have been zooming in pretty close!  Spoiler Alert: It’s not a guy.  It’s someone who already knows exactly where Ned lives and has been interested in his fandangle for some time…  Eek!

Guilt ridden over Dipi’s Shane Pain, Roxy enlisted Pierce and Sheila’s help in organising a karaoke afternoon, which actually succeeded in cheering her up.  It also succeeded in healing the rift between the two women.

Toadie and Rose continued to bond, sharing a love of practical jokes.  Karl even noticed that there could potentially be a romantic connection.  I noticed it too, which is why it is so annoying that she is only working for him to get some information from his files.  She comes across so nicely.  She is funny and charming and there seems to be a real connection there.  I mean, obviously she’s no Sonya but she’s much less annoying than Dee.  I don’t want her to be a liar.  It’s so frustrating.  Because she is a liar.  She even got caught photographing some files by Hendrix and lied her away out of it by sounding like she was holding her hands up and confessing!  That is an expert fibler if I ever I saw one!  Hendrix agreed to keep her ‘secret’ by persuading her to hand over poor Mackenzie’s speech for the Council.  Rose then bagged Toadie’s log in details and continued her deceit.

With Paul and Hendrix working on Harlow’s campaign, Mackenzie was largely working by herself until Rose stepped in to help her.  She continually rejected disgraced Ritchie’s offers of help.  Things had already started to turn sour between the girls but it was the straw the broke the camel’s back when Hendrix gave Mackenzie’s speech to Harlow (who was going first).  Poor Harlow delivered the speech without having any idea it was stolen.  Mackenzie was furious and then had to give a completely improvised speech herself.  Susan was very proud!  Harlow decided that Mackenzie’s unrehearsed speech was better than anything she could ever have delivered and she was the best person for the job.  Now, those are some friendship goals!  You know, assuming Mackenzie is in a forgiving mood.

Mackenzie feels betrayed by Harlow…
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Chloe and Pierce were excited and relieved to find out that their baby was a boy but more importantly that he has low Huntington’s markers.  They can finally relax into the pregnancy, knowing they can enjoy it now and go ahead.  Not that Chloe actually seems very relaxed.

However, things became all too much for Nicolette, who decided she had to resign her job.  Chloe was devastated and begged to know what she could do to keep her.  Nic eventually burst out her true feelings for stunned Chloe who was kind but remained committed to her boring husband.  Nic eventually agreed to stay on until Fay could transition to a new carer.  Throughout, Jane was so supportive, even suggesting a weekend away with her daughter to clear the cobwebs.  I am so happy they have properly reunited.

Nicolette confesses her feelings…
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Yashvi got herself suspended at work by sticking her nose in a bit too much, trying to prove Dax’s connection to River.  She all but proved it until River turned up beaten to a pulp (by Dax) and named her as his assailant.

While Yashvi was suspended, Dax warned Levi away from supporting her and just to make sure, he worked out that he was epileptic and messed about with his medication.  So when Yashvi, Levi and newly returned Bea (with very nice hair) discovered yet another link, this time between Dax and Jeremy, the guy who torched all the files during Finn’s trial, it essentially put them all in danger.

Yashvi headed to the school (in uniform, despite her suspension) and finally identified the school dealer, Lacy who also gave up Dax.  While Levi suffered at home, having an epileptic fit, thanks to his mixed up pills, Dax stormed the school, desperately trying to keep control and threatening Yashvi with a taser.  Oh dear!

New recruit, Yashvi is clearly too much for Dax to cope with!
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Neighbours airs Monday – Friday, Channel 5 @ 1:45pm and 5:30pm

Hollyoaks: The Monster Unleashed

(Monday 21st – Thursday 24th September 2020)

Juliet bravely came out to Peri who was really kind and understanding but sadly, she didn’t feel the same.  For now.  We all saw the flashforward!  Although, several spanners may have been put in the works with filming all that due to the lockdown, I imagine.  Will they even have time to pull it all together by the end of the year?!  Time will tell, I guess.

But for now, Peri has told Juliet that she only sees her as a little sister, leaving heartbroken Juliet no choice but to follow Victor’s instructions and move back in with the Nightingale’s.  She does so by coming out to them and while Victor lurks in the back of her mind, it’s clear that she is being earnest with them, especially Marnie who offers nothing but love and support.  Juliet never wanted to hurt her in the first place.  She loves her and thinks of her as a grandmother.  She bought her a plaque to commemorate Nathan by way of apology for destroying his jacket.  I genuinely love their relationship and I do hope they can heal together, despite the awful mess Juliet has got herself involved in.

Sienna got the truth out of Brody regarding his visit to Buster.  He took Damon with him and managed to get an apology in exchange for Damon promising to visit again.  When he heard about the apology, Ollie also wanted to visit but having worked out that Damon wasn’t going to return, Buster took everything back and was absolutely vile to both boys.  Ollie ran off to his Mum’s, making a sudden off-screen departure from the show.  A new actor is going to take his place, apparently, another thing throwing off this flash forward plot, as of course, we saw the original actor as Ollie, suffering from drug addiction in that episode.  I think the moral of the story is showing soap characters a year ahead in time is problematic.  Granted, they couldn’t have guessed that a global pandemic was coming our way…

Damon supports Brody as he confronts Buster…
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Brody had even more on his mind when Liberty suddenly went into labour and of course, being Sienna’s baby, nothing went smoothly.  While Sienna was cornered over the growing tension between her and Warren, Liberty was rushed into surgery with a bleed and the baby was suffering with perinatal asphyxia.  While the new parents got the news that the baby was okay, Liberty appeared to have a personality transplant; she went from being emotional and delighted to have provided her sister with such a gift, to being determined that she was the baby’s mother.  Oh dear.

Liberty wants to keep the baby…
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Mandy grew concerned over Darren’s mental health as he became obsessed with some baby ducklings, one of which sadly died and his mood became increasingly erratic.  She broke his trust by reading his journal, desperately worried that he was suicidal like Kyle.  He admitted that he was feeling patronised and that he didn’t want to share his troubles with her because he didn’t want to worry her.

Mandy is worried about Darren…
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Martine found Damon with The Red Door, the book about Toby when he was being experimented on, although Damon had no idea what it was.  Snatching it off him, Martine determined to get rid of it but not before Toby and Celeste found her with it.  Toby lost it with his mother but Celeste was far more reasonable.  It’s funny really, as when these two first arrived, Celeste seemed far more vicious but it’s actually Toby that’s the psycho.  Celeste actually wants to reach out to her family.  At home, Celeste tried to calm her brother time but he insisted that reading the book would bring out ‘the monster’.  I think that kind of already happened when you murdered Lisa, mate.  Something about the way these two talk suggests to me that Lisa was not his first kill though…

Hollyoaks airs Monday – Thursday, 6:30pm on Channel 4 (sneak peek on E4, 7pm)

These reviews are based on the E4 episodes

Hollyoaks airs ‘Hollyoaks Favourites’ on Fridays, Wednesdays-Fridays, 7pm on E4