Doctors: Ruhma Has It!

(Monday 4th – Friday 15th May 2020)

I always love a week that starts with lots of Zara Carmichael!  Monday 4th began with Zara stepping up to support Ruhma at her hearing regarding her suspension from work.  Ruhma and her somewhat pointless advocate attempted to explain what happened.  While Ruhma does have an exemplary record, apparently some ridiculous people have jumped on the bandwagon and claimed that she was too tactile with them.  Firstly, Ruhma is Call the Midwife worthy so anyone that complained, quite frankly, how dare you?  Secondly, how hands-off do people want their midwife to be during labour?  Do they expect her to stand at the other end of the room and yell out instructions or something?  Anyway, Zara was told to keep her mouth shut but let’s face it, this is Zara.  When does she ever stay quiet, especially when it comes to standing up for those she cares about?  So she said exactly what she thought.  Unfortunately, the decision was made to investigate further (how, exactly?) and keep Ruhma’s suspension in place.  Ludicrous!

She didn’t, of course and when she received an urgent call from one of her pregnant Mums who was being abused by her husband, she felt she had no choice but to rush to her aid, bringing the vulnerable young woman, Tanya to her home to stay.  Zara proved herself to be truly fabulous when she discovered what Ruhma was up to and opted not to roll over on her.  In fact, she even provided a prescription for Tanya when she needed it.  The moment that Daniel caught Ruhma and Zara together at the surgery and Zara declared that Ruhma had chronic thrush in order to scare him away was pure gold, warning him not to waylay a woman with ‘burning plumbing’!  Hilarious.

Tanya’s husband tracks her down at Ruhma’s house…
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Unfortunately, Tanya’s husband successfully tracked her down and there was an incredible showdown at the house, thankfully resolved by Shak, although Ruhma really held her own.  The scenes were really intense and brilliantly shot.  My only criticism is Ruhma’s assertion to Zara that Tanya wouldn’t be eligible for housing support.  She’s pregnant and fleeing domestic violence.  She would be considered priority need.  But that doesn’t take away from a really gripping and emotive story.  And the good news is that the police were called so hopefully she can get the help and support she needs.  But I do worry that Ruhma is going to get into more trouble at work now…

Speaking of trouble…  Rob came home from a bad day at work (he failed his unconscious bias test, suggesting he has racial bias!) to find foster kid, Jay smoking weed in the garden.  Hitting the roof, he decided that Jay had to leave despite his explanation that cannabis controls his epilepsy and he doesn’t have entitlement to CBD oil on the NHS.  Rob eventually gave in on the promise he wouldn’t smoke but after his fits began again and she failed to get any support from her colleagues over the CBD oil, Karen did possibly the most stupid thing she has ever done, which is to go and by weed from a dealer and supply it to Jay.  Firstly, it’s obviously illegal.  Secondly, she’s married to a policeman.  Thirdly, it’s completely disrespectful, knowing Rob’s position on the matter.  And lastly, it’s completely irresponsible to supply marijuana to her foster child, regardless of her good intentions.

Of course, Jay goes through the supply extremely quickly, sending her back to ‘Big Red’ for more.  On her way out, she bumped into one of Rob’s colleagues where she completely messed up and got caught with the drugs.  Making up a story about chronic back pain, the police officer took pity on her and let her off on the promise that she wouldn’t tell anyone she hadn’t reported the offence.  But let’s face it, there’s no way this isn’t going to come out and have serious consequences.  I like Karen a lot but she is making a big mistake here.

Karen is stopped by the police…
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Sid and Valerie conspired to get Bear and Ayesha together for Ayesha’s birthday but it didn’t quite go to plan.  For starters, while nobody but Jimmi and Emma turned up to the party, Valerie pulled and Ayesha got very drunk.  But Sid and Bear didn’t make it at all, as they were pulled over by a disgustingly racist police officer.  She had no reason to stop them.  She assumed they were up to no good for one reason only and when she couldn’t find them doing anything wrong, she held them at the side of the road ‘doing checks’ for an excruciatingly long time.  She wavered when she found out Sid’s occupation and finally let them go when he name-dropped Sergeant Rob Hollins.  It was so uncomfortable to watch, as it should have been.  To know that this actually happens.  And for what reason?  She could have been out, catching actual criminals, instead of good, hardworking men off to a party.  Both of them ended up too shaken to go to the party but Bear implored Sid to make a complaint.

Ayesha woke up completely confused in unfamiliar surroundings, which understandably sent her into a spin after the last time she didn’t remember the night before.  Thankfully, what happened this time was she lost her keys and kind Jimmi took her back to his, where she threw up and he had to get her changed and put her to bed.  Ever the gentleman, he went out the next morning and got breakfast.  You’ve just got to love Jimmi Clay!

Later in the week, Ayesha suddenly did a full 180 and decided she did like Bear after all when at the beginning of the week, she absolutely hated him.  And I genuinely cannot fathom that anything at all happened to make that change.  But anyway, they go to the wildest club night consisting of about six people including the DJ ‘DJ Smithy’, who is a friend of Bear’s, at around lunch time on a weekday.  I mean, is that what people do now?  Clubbing on a Wednesday afternoon?  (I mean, not now, obviously, everyone’s at home, watching Doctors, shielding from Covid-19).  Or did a night shoot not fit with the interconnecting storylines?

Ayesha supported a family whose father was waiting for a kidney transplant and whose son has offered himself as an anonymous living donor, having been rejected by his Dad for being gay.  Wow, that’s a complicated family situation.  With her encouragement, Bear made a statement against the racist police officer from last week.  I am so relieved!

Ayesha supports a troubled family…
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Emma’s new found fame as an LGBTQ+ advocate puts her in touch with a woman who has kept her sexuality hidden all her life.  Mother and grandmother, she was married for years but fell in love with a woman, who she nearly ran away with but couldn’t abandon her daughter, who she now has a difficult relationship with.  She has spent her life longing for this woman to come back for her.  It’s a really sad, complicated, well written story.  I love that from this radio interview and Emma’s bravery has come an influx of questions and people needing advice, to the point that Al has ended up setting up an ‘Auntie Em’ advice website for her!  Another string to her bow!

Al spent a day trying to help a woman battling with her memory, trapped in the past on the night when her daughter was murdered, resulting in her attacking a man by mistake.  It’s a truly haunting and at times, confusing story, really well written and put together, capturing the sheer bewilderment and distress this woman is experiencing.  The following week, he got caught up with an old friend that he clearly fancied who had been sucked into working for the DWP and was manipulated into signing off a patient as being fit to work, as he wasn’t provided with all the information.  The man was desperate not to sign on and Al’s friend had quotas to meet.  Al stopped fancying her pretty quick.

Next week, despite Doctors ceasing filming due to the Coronavirus, the show does appear to still be airing every weekday on BBC1 at 1:45pm

Hollyoaks: No Kiss

(Monday 4th & Tuesday 5th May 2020)

Sally successfully meddled between John Paul and PC George Kiss, although it turned out that she didn’t need to as George was interested in John Paul anyway and asked him out to lunch.  I have to say, they do make a rather gorgeous couple.  I just hope this doesn’t mean that George doesn’t end up in that body bag.

John Paul bumps into James before his date…

However, perhaps I shouldn’t worry too much as their first date doesn’t go terribly well.  First, Goldie informed George that John Paul is related to her mother, infamous serial killer, Breda McQueen.  Second, James showed up, having just declared that he is in love with him (wasn’t he still in love with Harry five minutes ago, prompting him to shoot Mercedes as he was so grief stricken?)  Picking up on the tension between them, George concluded that John Paul wasn’t yet over his ex and left.  These lot do ping from one to the other, don’t they (James, John Paul, Harry (RIP)…?)  And it’s only going to get more complicated when Ste returns.

George and John Paul’s date doesn’t quite go to plan…

Mitchell desperately tried to prove himself to uncertain Scott.  After one failed attempt, he finally persuaded him of his love and successfully proposed.  Scott and Mitchell are engaged!  Martine was thrilled and Felix promised to keep things a secret from Walter.  Yeah, I’m sure that will last.

Ollie and Brooke got Cindy’s back right up by suggesting she sell vegan burgers.  I mean, how dare she offer a vegan option?  Ludicrous!  You couldn’t possibly expand your range to include the dietary requirements of everyone, could you, especially with the type of people your hippy, recycling market might appeal to?!  Ollie broke the rules and he and Brooke took their vegan burger project to Cindy’s market when it was closed and actually, they were really popular.  Go figure.

Having stopped his medication, Tony was feeling significantly better, to the point that for Verity’s sake, he even invited Edward to a family lunch.  Of course, this turned out to be a big mistake as the first chance he got, Edward slipped some of the medication into Tony’s drink, prompting him to collapse at the table.  I really hate this guy!  Hasn’t Tony been through enough already?  What kind of monster would abuse his own son in this way?  He was rushed into hospital with a seizure and for some bizarre reason, Edward was allowed to be his Doctor.  He was already proven to be seriously untrustworthy and yet he was entrusted with Tony’s medical care.  Hmm…  Lazy storytelling or stupid characters?

Poor Tony finds himself in hospital…

Anyway, the next day was Luke’s birthday and about four of his loved ones gathered together for a very limp party.  Tony, having been dragged to a brain scan by Edward, showed up as if nothing had happened, only for Edward to barge in, break all Doctor/Patient Confidentiality and announce that he had a brain tumour to everyone in attendance.  Good job nobody cared enough about Luke to show up, really.

Due to the Coronavirus, Hollyoaks has had to suspend filming

Hollyoaks will now air Mondays and Tuesdays at 6:30pm on Channel 4 with a sneak peek on E4 at 7pm

These reviews are based on the E4 episodes

In place of normal episodes, Hollyoaks will air ‘Hollyoaks Favourites’, Wednesdays-Fridays, 7pm on E4

Eastenders: The Longest Night Out

(Monday 4th and Tuesday 5th May 2020)

The cast of Eastenders appear to be enduring the longest night out ever as we pick up from where we left off last Tuesday.  Who can even remember that far back?!  Goodness me, these episodes are badly spaced out!  At least Hollyoaks put something on in between…

Anyway, Whitney ended up the stronger party as Michaela confessed to knowing all about the abuse and her awful relationship with Tony.  By the time ‘hero’ Gray showed up, he hardly even needed to save her; she only really needed him for a ride home.  Whitney refused to lay charges against Michaela for abduction.  While she was unable to forgive her for putting her in danger with Tony, she didn’t want to cause her more pain.  However, the way she looked at Gray at the end of the episode was a big concern…

Is Whitney falling for Gray…?

For the whole episode, Chantelle was locked up in the office with Kheerat and for a moment there, it looked like she was going to finally tell someone of the abuse she suffers at the hands of her husband.  Unfortunately, it was at that moment that the electricity started working again and she took the moment to leave rather than continue talking.  However, I think Kheerat is on the alert now.  He knows there is more to Gray and Chantelle’s relationship than meets the eye so hopefully he will pursue a conversation.

Ruby disappointed me terribly by refusing to call an ambulance for Bobby.  Instead, they took him into her office to recover from his reaction to the drugs he took.  He denied that Dottie had anything to do with anything and Peter and hiccupping Jay (very cute) brought him home.  While Peter opened up to Jay about his awkward relationship with Bobby, Lola panicked over the truth potentially coming out about her regretful night with Peter.  You’re in a soap.  Of course it’s going to come out!  Especially now that Jay has taken Peter on as an employee at the Car Lot.

Lola panics when Jay hires Peter to work for him…

The next morning, Bobby was left heartbroken when Dottie let him down gently, explaining that he was too young for her.  He then revealed to his family that she was responsible for the drugs he took, although she didn’t sell them to him directly.  Peter was left raging at her, despite the fact that previously, he had clearly been attracted to her.  Meanwhile, Ian arranged a memorial bench in honour of Denny, prompting a big speech from Kathy and a round of applause from the whole Square.  Sadly, Sharon was still away (the bench arrived early) so Ian didn’t get praised by the person he actually did it for.

Phil continued to support Linda over their shared addiction.  She braved another AA meeting and despite his attendance, she was finally open up about her problems.

Linda receives surprise support from Phil…

Isaac raged at his mother after discovering that Patrick was his real father.  I mean, you could do worse.  Patrick is an amazing man.  And it wasn’t his fault.  He didn’t know until a few weeks ago.  Also, count yourself lucky.  You’re new to the show, quite dull and very irritating.  Patrick is pretty much the only thing you have going for you, quite frankly.  Stop whinging and be grateful!

Kush discovered that Jean isn’t taking her medication…

As the Slaters appear to still be celebrating Easter due to the reduced number of episodes (for a moment there, I thought Jean really was confused), Kush became increasingly worried about his loved one’s state of mind, finally discovering that she stopped taking her medication weeks ago.  While Jean insisted that she was completely in control, her behaviour told a different story.  Completely on his own with Kat and Stacey away and with no help from Big Mo, poor Kush had all the responsibility on his shoulders to support the family.  Consequently, he made the decision to slip Jean’s meds into her food.  The wrong thing to do but for the right reasons?

Due to the Coronavirus, Eastenders has had to suspend filming

It will air from now on only on Mondays (8pm) and Tuesdays (7:30pm) on BBC1

Neighbours: Family

(Monday 27th April – Monday 4th May 2020)

To make ends meet, Mackenzie advertised for a housemate and acquired none other than Mannix who turned out to be less than friendly, demanding that she ask permission to have guests and putting a lock on his bedroom door.  She continued to try and hide her difficult situation but it wasn’t long until Harlow sprung her and it wasn’t long after that, that the police showed up and raided the house.  After Sheila bought a necklace from the pawn shop, Yashvi recognised it as an item from the Kennedy robbery, leading them to Mannix being the perpetrator.  Making things even more complicated, however, was the fact that he was robbing places to pay back his debt to Paul, further souring Paul and Harlow’s relationship.  Now Mannix is in custody and Paul has dumped a load of dodgy electronics on poor Aaron who had nothing to do with anything!  On a more positive note, Shane and Dipi invite Mackenzie to move in with her, declaring that she is family.  Hooray!

The police raid Mackenzie’s house…

So, to go back to the Kennedy Family…  Susan had a bad week.  Not only is she bereft with her own guilt over Finn, she overheard a conversation between Sheila and Karl that indicated that he also blames her.  Upon challenging him, he admitted that he knew in his heart of hearts that things would end badly but reminded her that it was Elly that fought for Finn to live with them.  The PTA are calling for Susan’s resignation.

Susan isn’t just overwhelmed with her own guilt…
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Oh and the reason Sheila was in a pawn shop at all was because she has been saddled with Gary’s debts and has had to sell some of his things to begin paying them off.  She has also begun to get visits from a particular pigeon.  And thinks it’s Gary.  Oh dear.

Meanwhile, Elly is persuaded to take Sky’s deal – they will downgrade the charge from murder to involuntary manslaughter if she pleads guilty, which will give her a much better chance of a non-custodial sentence (but with Jodi Anasta leaving the show, this just seems unlikely to me).  While Bea objected to the idea of her sister pleading guilty to a crime she didn’t commit, Elly eventually realised that Sky was actually trying to help her and accepted the deal, not wanting to serve time and potentially be without her daughter.   When she took the deal, Mark was finally able to come forward with his opinion – he knows she is innocent.

Unfortunately, the deal made Claudia step up her campaign to steal baby Aster.  If Elly isn’t going to jail, she needs to find another way to find her unfit in order to gain custody.  I mean, what court in the world is going to say that Claudia, a woman who abandoned her son to torture and potential death because she couldn’t be bothered to pay ransom money that she could have easily provided, would be a good option for a baby?  She left her son to suffer to the point that he turned into a psychopathic serial killer!  You’re looking at how to dress Elly up as an unfit mother?  Why don’t you just lend her an outfit?!  Ridiculous!

Speaking of parenting…  Mark got the news he’s always wanted – he’s going to be a Dad!  Paige is pregnant!  Well, they must have really enjoyed their wedding night!!!  He gave Pierce and Chloe first refusal when he told them he was selling the house.  I still find this scenario hilarious.  Pierce is meant to be a millionaire.  He has all these businesses; he runs a hotel; he has his wine company; he owned an island before Finn burned it to the ground.  And yet he lives in a little rented house in a cul-de-sac.  Hilarious.

In today’s episode, Aaron and David decide upon fostering.  In about ten seconds flat, they manage to fill in an application and get a home visit arranged for the next day.  Who knew it was that quick and easy?  But I am not going to complain.  I love these two.  They are the modern day Scott and Charlene of Neighbours as far as I am concerned.  They absolutely have to be together forever and they have to be happy always.  I am so excited at the idea of them fostering.  It’s so much better than them having a ‘their own’ baby.  The idea of this beautiful couple giving a safe home to children who need it is the most perfect idea for them.  I love it.  I just hope this stolen electronic storyline isn’t too much of a distraction.

Neighbours has resumed filming

There has been no break in schedule in Australia

In the UK, Channel 5 air episodes on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, 1:45pm and 6pm

Next week, episodes will resume to five days a week

Emmerdale: The Job

(Monday 27th April – Friday 1st May 2020)

Having not had the reaction she wanted from Charity, Vanessa turned to Rhona over custody of Johnny, should she not be there to take care of her son.  Charity was hurt by the move but… well, she did ask her first and she did balls up the answer!  You should have just said yes, Charity instead of panicking!

Vanessa asks Rhona to be her son’s guardian if she dies…

Will has completely messed up by attempting to warn Lucas’s foster parents away from him and the family, wanting to let Dawn bond with her son.  Unsurprisingly, this has backfired and they and Social Services want to be more involved than ever.  Dawn then found out about the whole gun incident and also unsurprisingly, wasn’t very happy.  I do hope Will is going to turn out to be a short-lived character.  He’s very annoying.  He’s like the new Daz but without the likeability factor.

So, the day of ‘the job’ came around and only Cain and Billy were sent off to do the deal; Malone kept Will at home.  Cain and Billy were on edge, feeling that something wasn’t right.  Well, duh!  Will then discovered that they were being set up by Malone but of course, the idiots had obediently left their phones at home.

Jamie and Belle can’t keep away from each other…

On the Easter Egg Hunt, Belle gained a conscience and ended her relationship with Jamie for all of five minutes, not wanting to break up Millie’s family and be ‘the other woman’.  Five minutes later, unbeknownst to them, Andrea spotted them kissing in the woods.  She was heartbroken but has so far kept quiet.

Andrea catches Jamie out with Belle…

Bear alerted Chas to how worried he was about Paddy whose anxiety over Eve is spinning out of control.  Mandy reminded us that before he was paralysed, she was sort of interested in Dan.  I am rooting for him and Kerry to get back together, personally.  They were made for each other and she has been so good to him since his accident.  Leanna and Gabby continued to give Liam a hard time over dating Leyla instead of pining for a woman who left the country without even bothering to break up with him.  Hmm… perfectly reasonable.  As if Bernice isn’t off with another bloke in Aus already!

Due to the Coronavirus, Emmerdale have had to suspend filming

Emmerdale will now air on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays on ITV1 at 7pm

Doctors: So Much For My Happy Ending

(Monday 27th April – Friday 1st May 2020)

It looks like we’re not quite free of Jimmi’s prison storyline, as Leon, the guy who stabbed him, requests a visit in prison.  Al sensibly advises steering clear while Daniel understands his curiosity.  Jimmi shows his strength by confronting Leon rather than pandering to him.

Good old Sid puts his foot in it when it comes to Bear’s potential relationship with Ayesha.  Please can these two either just get on with it or get over it so we can all move on?

Zara and Daniel manage to manipulate the cultural diversity out of their son and tempt him into giving up fasting for Ramadan.  Such good parenting!

Daniel gets involved with his friend (they do pull these character’s ‘old friends’ out of nowhere, never seen before and never to be seen again, don’t they?) who has unknowingly got a woman pregnant as she stuck a pin in the condom.  However, what she doesn’t know is that his player attitude and not watching children is because of his genetics.  I think this is a really interesting and important story to tell.  What this woman has done is awful.  As women, we have the right, 100%, to say what is okay to do with our bodies and there is a lot of coverage on that, as there should be.  But why does this woman think there is nothing wrong with doing this to a man?  Tricking him into fathering a child?  Doing this to him without his permission?  And then taking his choices away as to whether he should be allowed to be part of his child’s life.  This sort of thing sets feminism back several paces.

Ruhma can’t not help…

Ruhma unwittingly sets up a Midwife Hotline to her old patients.  Perhaps not the wisest choice, considering she is currently suspended…  However, she does get a sort-of-nice visit from Valerie and Karen.  I mean, I think it was nice.  Kind of.  Well, it was amusing to see Karen sat on an inflatable unicorn because her bottom is still sore.  Then as part of Ramadan, Ruhma and Shak volunteer to work on a building project for the homeless.  While Shak works with a rather annoying girl, Ruhma cannot resist helping out one of the decorators who has been secretly living in the property as he has nowhere else to go.  Well, you just have to love Ruhma, don’t you?  I just hope things go her way at her hearing.  She’s the best midwife ever!

Shak works on a homelessness project…

Wednesday brought us a particularly moving episode involving Ayesha tracking down the family of a homeless woman who died in her arms in the street over Christmas.  It was informative to people who might not know much about the process and these kinds of funerals and also emotional as we journeyed through finding out about how this woman lived her life and ended up on the winter streets of Letherbridge.  As I said in my last blog, this is one of the many reasons I really love Doctors.  It can use an episode space so creatively and tells such intricate stories.

Thursday’s episode takes a very dark turn as Sid attempts to support a young, male escort who has been drugged and raped by a client and is being forced to work by his brutal employer who has clearly manipulated the situation so that he is actually in debt to her rather than earning money.  It was one of those brilliantly devastating stories where your heart breaks at not having the happy conclusion, all neatly tied up at the end but your mind absolutely adores Doctors for having the balls to be honest about how the world really works.  Not everyone gets a happy ending, no matter how much we wish that was true.  Not everything can be sown up in a tidy, half hour episode.  Not everyone can be saved, as devastating as that is.  I do genuinely think this show is underrated because of its time slot (although I read a Tweet from Elisabeth Dermot Walsh this morning about gaining extra viewers due to the lockdown so that’s a plus).  I do think it deserves so much more credit like the other soaps get for the subjects it tackles and the creativity it uses to tell the stories it does.

Having said that, I did post a somewhat lazy tweet this week, where I am a little worried I may have sounded like I was criticising rather than complimenting, which caught the attention of the writer of this particular episode, Dale Overton, one of their Story Producers, Naz Ahmed and also Matthew Chambers who plays Daniel Granger.  So, should this blog also come to anyone’s attention (unlikely!), I was definitely complimenting the episode!  Just to clarify!!!

Moving on… Rob and Karen get a new teenage boy to foster.  I do like these stories.  They bring a really interesting and often very moving element to the show. 

Next week, despite Doctors ceasing filming due to the Coronavirus, the show does appear to still be airing every weekday on BBC1 at 1:45pm

Coronation Street: Yasmeen’s Darkest Day

(Monday 27th April – Friday 1st May 2020)

Dev showed what a lovely Dad he is, taking back the words he unthinkingly said in anger, pledging his support to his daughter, offering to retract his statement to the school and begging Asha to go back to her education at the end of the holidays.  Kelly tried and failed to apologise, having been taken in by Billy and Summer.

Tracy proposed that Ken allow her and Steve to delay buying the house, in the meantime he pay for the broken boiler and that he let them keep the master bedroom.  Ken declined.  He is no longer selling the house at all, he will indeed pay for the broken boiler and he wants his bedroom back!  Well, at least all will soon be as it should be in the Barlow House!  Oh and Daniel returned with a slightly improved beard and a much better attitude.

Things are getting seriously dark in the Geoff and Yasmeen abuse storyline, which is quite frankly saying something.  The guy has taken away her freedom, her money, her dignity, her confidence, he locked her in a box and left her in it and he killed her chicken and fed it to her.  And now, thanks to his frequenting of ‘escorts’, he has given her chlamydia.  Of course, has taken no responsibility for it, even blaming it on her, accusing her of cheating on him and even suggesting she caught it from her ex-husband long before she met him.

The scenes of sheer verbal, mental and emotional abuse are horrifying to watch as Geoff called Yasmeen all the vile names he could think of.  It’s truly uncomfortable and upsetting to watch.  Shelley King and Ian Bartholomew have given everything they have to this story and are absolutely faultless.  Yasmeen is heartbreaking and Geoff’s character is utterly hideous.  Knowing full well that he is responsible for the STI, he even phones the escort agency demanding a refund!  All the while, he continues to blame his wife for the situation.  With the last vestiges of energy that she has left, she contacts the woman Sharif was having an affair with.  She had an STI test at the time the truth came tumbling out and it all came back clear.  Yasmeen cannot be the source of the chlamydia – it has to be Geoff.

Geoff destroyed Yasmeen’s last hope
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Wednesday was a particularly harrowing episode as Geoff’s accusations continued.  Then at the shop, he spotted her on her phone with her bag, hidden in the cupboard.  Returning home, he bullied her into giving up the key before snatching the bag and taking it into the garden, locking her in the house where she could only watch him send her hope up in flames, burning the contents of her escape plan.  By the end of the episode, I confess I was nearly in tears as Geoff forced Yasmeen to get onto her knees and swear she would stay.  He told her he would rather see her dead than with someone else.

Geoff continued to humiliate Yasmeen…
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Things have most definitely taken an even more sinister turn now.  There is no pretending anymore than he is looking out for her or doing any of this because he loves her.  He has shown all his cards.  He doesn’t need to lie to keep her.  Now it’s about force.  He has made her believe that she is completely isolated and that nobody would want her.  He has eradicated any sense of self worth in order to destroy her.  All we can hope is that in the coming days, Sally will remember what she saw through her conservatory windows, Yasmeen standing over the fire looking devastated.  She also mentioned to others in the pub that it was a strange time to have a bonfire.

We then have the most incredible episode on Friday, focussing solely on Yasmeen and Geoff, covering the course of an entire day.  It’s heartbreaking and harrowing in equal measure as we witness Geoff humiliating, bullying and traumatising Yasmeen to the point that she can hardly stand.  One of the worst moments in the whole episode is the sheer obliviousness of her neighbours and friends, as he allows her to go for a drink with him, Tim and Sally but dresses her up in this awful red dress he has bought for one of his escorts.  Not one person in the pub seems to realise the depth of the horror that’s going on in front of their very eyes.  When he eventually drags her out of the pub, they even laugh at her for her outfit.  It’s awful.  Eileen, who has previously had her suspicions of Geoff even sees him locking her in the house but rather than raising the alarm, merely comments that they were having a row.

Things became very tense in The Rovers…
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Inside the house, Geoff taunts and torments Yasmeen, holding a knife, threatening to kill her.  Having not eaten in days, utterly traumatised, on medication for the chlamydia he has passed onto her, out of her mind with grief and fear, she lashes out.  Now, we don’t know if he will survive.  It doesn’t currently look likely.  And I’m in two minds over whether it would be better for Yasmeen if he lived or died.  On the one hand, if he died, she would at least be physically free of him and the police would have a much better chance of discovering the phone evidence of his abuse – the video he recorded of him tormenting her and the camera he has of the house, which will have recorded so much of what has transpired over the past few months.  On the other hand, she has been through enough without having a murder or manslaughter charge against her and she is trapped in such a cycle of abuse that she will blame herself for what she has done when it was not her fault.

And things spiralled out of control at home…
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This episode was so incredible.  It was perfectly written and directed and if Shelley King and Ian Bartholomew don’t get awards for their performances, there is something wrong with the Soap Awards.  This storyline is so frustrating in all the right ways.  All I want is for someone to rescue Yasmeen but the truth is, she has to save herself.  This episode was so sad in so many ways but hopefully, whatever the outcome, she will find love and support in Alya when she returns and even those who laughed at her and gossiped (Cathy, Eileen – shame on you) and those who were concerned but not enough to respond (Sally and Peter, I’m talking to you), will be there to help her through these dark days.  Well done, Coronation Street.  You have excelled yourself.

Due to the Coronavirus, Coronation Street has had to cease filming

For the foreseeable, Coronation Street will air on ITV on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 7:30pm

Home and Away: She’s Gone. It’s Over.

(Friday 24th April – Friday 1st May 2020)

Bratty Bella calmed down a bit this week when she made friends with Nikau and also got a telling off from Dean for the way she has been behaving.  She decided that rather than repeating Year Eleven at school, she is going to study Photography at TAFE.  Sounds positive but I am sure she will be stropping about something else by next week…

Speaking of strops, John has seriously got his knickers in a twist when it comes to the Parata family.  He made it his mission to dig up some dirt on them.  And he succeeded.  He discovered that Ari has a criminal past and his brother (Gemma’s husband and Nik’s father) was killed in an armed robbery in which an innocent woman also died.  Or something.  It’s quite complicated.  Convinced that the family are a bunch of crooks, he presented his evidence to Marilyn, determined to rid them from his house.  Unfortunately for John, Marilyn stood by them, resulting in him sleeping at the caravan park!

John digs up dirt on Ari…
(photo credit: Digital Spy)

Against her better judgement, Alex cleared Ari for work so he can start bringing in a wage for the family again and help them get back on their feet at last.  I do like these new guys.  I think.  They have potential anyway.  And Marilyn clearly does too.  After John rushed to tell tales after seeing Ari accusing Dean of telling his family’s secret, Marilyn still wouldn’t listen.  She then lost it with her husband after he attempted to bribe Ari into leaving the Bay.  Oh, John, you just don’t understand what your wife has been through, do you?  Or why she is so desperate to help this family.  Also, if you judged everyone in Summer Bay by their past, I don’t think you’d have any friends.  I’m not sure you’d even be friends with yourself, for that matter.  Maybe that’s why he loves Marilyn.  She’s always been pretty amazing, dating way back to the eighties…

It’s a sad week for Willex fans as Alex the Super Doctor packs up her office, including a framed photo of her and Willow and finishes her last shift at the hospital.  The next day, she tries and fails to meet up with her ex to say goodbye as Willow is too heartbroken to face up to the fact that Alex is actually leaving for good.  I think you can tell a lot about how someone handles a breakup and sadly, as much as I wanted them to work out, they probably are in different stages in their lives.  If Willow can’t even reply to a text message or say goodbye to Alex (when they haven’t parted on bad terms), it doesn’t exactly reek of emotional maturity, does it?  Possibly not someone to settle down and sign mortgage papers with.

Anyway, it’s a poor turnout for Alex’s goodbye considering she’s saved the lives of half the residents in Summer Bay or their loved ones.  This woman has done so much good during her time in the Bay – she’s helped Ben, Bella, the Morgan Family, not to mention everyone affected by the siege (so, everyone) – and she made friends with all of Willow’s ‘family’ and only Jasmine could be bothered to have lunch with her, say goodbye or even acknowledge that she was leaving.  I mean, where the hell was Irene?  Or… anyone?  Summer Bay is a fickle place sometimes.

Willow and Alex spend one last night together…
(photo credit: Digital Spy)

However, one person that does turn up is Willow!  Right at the last minute, she races towards Alex and tells her that she’s changed her mind and wants the whole relationship, future, house, mortgage and everything.  Hooray!  And they celebrate with a passionate… hug.  Right.  Short lived joy rings throughout the Willex fan based as for a moment, it looks like Alex’s exit is going to be granted a reprieve but sadly, she is too sensible and realises that nothing has actually changed.  They still love each other, they still want to be together but in the long term, Willow still doesn’t want to move away or to settle down.  They have one last night together before Alex slips away, leaving Willow to wake up to a goodbye note.  She is heartbroken, turning to bestie Dean for support.

Willow wakes up with nothing but a note…
(photo credit: Digital Spy)

I am very sad that this story has ended, although very glad that it happened.  It was a really lovely relationship and rectified a lot of the mistakes that happened ten years ago with Charlie and Joey, the last time Home and Away made an attempt at a lesbian relationship (which ultimately ended with one of them cheating on the other with a man and involved a hell of a lot of homophobia despite the best intentions from the actresses).  But this one was genuinely a very positive story.  It was received well, the actresses, Sarah Roberts and Zoe Ventoura were amazing.  The ending was a bit rushed and they could easily have found a better reason for them to have to part ways as Zoe was only a guest star.  Also, I seriously hope that now they have seen just how popular their romance really is, they’re fighting like hell to get her back!  But overall, I would say, this has been a really positive story.  I certainly enjoyed it.

Meanwhile, Tori was unsure whether she is doing the right thing about returning to work.  Well, it’s a shame she didn’t have these doubts earlier, quite frankly, before Alex had to leave town!  You’ve ruined a wonderful relationship, you know!!!  Anyway, she did go back to work and to everyone’s surprise, so did Jasmine.

Tori and Jasmine both start back at work
(photo credit: Digital Spy)

Leah continued to struggle but when Justin broke the news that although Douglas has been charged with attacking Colby, he can’t be charged for kidnap as she won’t make a statement, she bravely sat down with Justin and a policeman and told them everything that happened to her.  His ex-wife has also made a statement that Douglas was physically and mentally abusive and it was Leah’s website that gave her the courage to escape.  She confided in Justin that she knew when Douglas was planning the wedding that she had to escape.

Just as an aside, has Leah not noticed Mason has vanished…?

Due to the Coronavirus, Home and Away has had to suspend filming

Home and Away will now air on Channel 5 on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 1.15

There is a sneak peek episode on 5Star at 6:30pm on the same days

These reviews are based on the Channel 5 episodes