Soap Blog: 9th – 15th September 2019

Coronation Street

Sinead surprises Daniel with a wedding and it’s a beautiful moment as their family and friends celebrate their love for each other.  But joy turns to grief as Beth finds a lump while she is doing Sinead’s hair and the newly-weds have to face up to the fact that they may be facing cancer all over again.  Sinead’s speech, telling Daniel how much she loves him is genuinely moving and personally, I find them both exceptionally annoying.  Sorry, not sorry.  Sadly, the couple receive the news that Sinead’s cancer has returned and this time, it is terminal.

Kate is surprised to find herself the recipient of £1000, enabling her to go travelling.  Jenny takes the credit but Kate later discovers the money was from Gary, guilty ridden over Rana’s death, although Kate doesn’t understand why.

Ali is moody with Maria and later, Ryan discovers him having a seizure, although he refuses to go to the hospital.  It turns out that in the most subtle storyline ever as even someone who avidly watches soaps and reports on them, didn’t even notice that he has been addicted to prescription drugs for a year!  Well, he is one of the most uninteresting soap characters ever written so…  He decides to go cold turkey to combat his addiction and seeks Ryan and Robert’s help to do so, keeping it a secret from his mother and girlfriend.

Chesney and Gemma discover Bernie’s pregnancy test scam and Bernie gets caught shop lifting in the process.  However, the security guard who catches her turns out to be a man called Kel, Bernie’s ex-partner.  Bernie and Gemma are thrilled to have him back in their lives but Paul is horrified and it is clear there is a history of trauma and damage between them.

Kevin is upset when he discovers that Abi was never interested in him but was uploading his ‘rants’ to the internet.

Doctors

Daniel is furious with Zara for her treatment of Becky but the outcome is that Zara pretends she doesn’t care, giving the couple the green light to pursue their relationship.  Unfortunately, she cares a lot and is upset to see them getting back together.  Karen soon gets wind of the new relationship, which means the news quickly spreads.

Theresa and Phil, the couple with the premature baby receive the devastating news that there is nothing more to be done for their son and he won’t survive.  When they turn off the ventilator, the baby squeezes Phil’s thumb as he is dying.  The hospital try to explain that it’s a common reflex but the parents are convinced that it is their son clinging to life and demand that he be put back on life support.

Karen suspects that one of Sid’s patient’s is a criminal and for once, she is right!  When Ayesha has her phone stolen, she ends up helping a very vulnerable mother and son.  Emma helps a man who has accidentally overdosed on Viagra!  Rob works hard to get to the bottom of a woman claiming to have burnt her house down and demanding to be arrested.  Really, she is trying to escape the emotional, mental abuse of her husband.  Valerie supports her neighbour who returns to donate a kidney to his sister, only to find that she is sleeping with his girlfriend!  Emma begins to have sex dreams about Rob!

Eastenders

Phil welcomes Callum into the Mitchell family as they and the rest of the family gather by Ben’s hospital bed while he recovers from his injuries.  Keanu and Louise are welcomed back into the fold while Lisa does all she can to support Mel over the loss of her son.

Chantelle gets to the second stage of the hairdressing competition, making her family really proud of her.  Gray, however, is less pleased and does his best to ruin it for her.  When the next round is to style the hair of a drag queen, Mitch and Karen submit themselves for practice!

Bianca desperately tries to keep Whitney and Tiffany away from Leo, who turns out to be none other than the son of Tony King – the man who abused Whitney all those years ago.  And it doesn’t seem like he is a good guy either as he is demanding the money back that was paid to the family for what he did.  Bianca is also harbouring a secret of her own – the reason she didn’t come back to support Tiffany when she really needed her was because she was in prison.  Phil secretly rewards Sonia and her family for saving Ben.

Jean’s operation is successful and Kat and Daniel do everything they can to support her.  Kat even manages to get Stacey to phone Jean, knowing that hearing her voice is all she wants.  Kat is then able to warn Stacey that while Phil is no longer a threat, Ben is on the warparth.

Bobby is distraught to discover that on the night that he killed Lucy, Ian was paying Rainie for sex.

Emmerdale

After falsely accusing Dawn of causing the factory fire, Tracey begins to wonder if she was wrong about her Dad after all.  The more she thinks about her father and the way he wasn’t there for her through her life, the angrier she gets with him and rejects her campaign to clear his name.  Their different childhoods put a further strain on Tracey and Vanessa’s relationship.  Charity meanwhile, struggles to juggle the kids having chicken pox, meaning she has to keep them away from Chas and Sarah and still operate the pub from the village hall.  She then comes down with chicken pox as well!

Unhappy with taking the after school club job, Jessie complains to Al who recommends a teaching job in Dubai.  While she keeps the interview a secret from Marlon, Al deliberately ‘accidentally’ tells him about it.  Jessie lies to Marlon when he finds her at home, mid-interview and they argue about her future plans.  Billy becomes very worried that his mother is letting Al get into her head but when she actually gets the job, Jessie chooses Marlon instead.  Meanwhile, Al gets a place on the football team, annoying Marlon (who is also on the team) even more.

At the match, Al is awful to Marlon, taking the ball from him constantly in order to steal all the glory, resulting in Marlon accidentally elbowing Al in the face – which Al accuses him of doing on purpose.  Later, newly returned Mandy walks in on Al and Jessie together just as Marlon decides to make things right again between him and his wife.  Mandy breaks the news to heartbroken Marlon, thereby ending his and Jessie’s marriage.

Pete unwittingly scuppers Moira’s dirty day at home with Nate by getting all the jobs done at the farm so that Moira is free to go to the football match to cheer Matty on.  They find time to sneak off together anyway and even end up at it back at the house, nearly getting caught several times.

Rishi decides to make his own chocolate at home, determined to start his business up again.

Doug feels under pressure as Eric wants to find the ‘druggies’ smoking weed in the village.  However, Eric quickly realises that Doug is the culprit and manages to catch him in the act.  Eric decides that he wants in on the ‘pain relief’ and includes Rodney too!

Hollyoaks

Mercedes finally cracks and confesses everything to Nana who is nothing bus supportive.  They also discover that she is pregnant.  Sylver, meanwhile has worked out from overhearing Liam and Lisa talking that it was Liam who ran Grace over and violently confronts him.  Liam breaks down and tries to explain, not dropping Mercedes in it.  He begs him not to tell Grace the truth as it would break her heart and destroy their family.

Brooke has finally told someone about her pregnancy – the wrong person – Juliet.  She quickly succeeds in lying to both Brooke and Ollie and breaks them up, telling Brooke that Ollie doesn’t want her or the baby and telling Ollie that Brooke no longer wants to be with him.  Feeling absolutely broken, Brooke goes alone to have a termination, only to bump into Mercedes and in one of the sweetest scenes ever, Mercedes does everything she can to look after the frightened teenager.  She offers her so much kindness and support and while she does go through with her termination, she encourages Brooke to go home to Nancy and tell her about the baby and get the support she needs.  From there, thankfully, the whole truth comes out and Juliet’s meddling is unearthed.  While Marnie publically stands up for her ‘granddaughter’, at home she berates her for her behaviour.  However, she is compassionate for how lost and alone she has felt her whole life.  Meanwhile, Brooke finally has all the support she needs from her family and from Ollie.

Finn returns to the village, making things very awkward for Diane.  When he goes to the shop, he finds himself confronted by Nana, Sally, Kyle and Walter.  Sally tells Finn (who is in tears and full of apologies) exactly what she thinks.  Sinead is also horrified to discover her rapist brother has returned to the village, considering her own ordeal with Laurie.  She moves in with Sami to get away from him and the move brings the couple closer together.  When they have to fake an engagement for his relatives, they decide to get engaged for real.  Unfortunately, Diane is the last to know about it.

Meanwhile, Ste is welcomed into Stuart and Jonny’s far right plan.

Home and Away

Robbo is more determined than ever to keep Jasmine safe and find the gang out to bring him down and ends up snapping at poor Bella when she accidentally touches one of his files.  Meanwhile, Justin is going out of his mind worrying about Tori, who is still in the safe house.

Irene’s family are worried about Irene’s mental health in the wake of what happened with Tommy.  Irene isn’t even buoyed by the news that Tommy’s charges have been upgraded, meaning he will go straight from hospital to jail.  Marilyn attempts to go and support Irene but she gets thrown out, along with Leah.  Alone, Irene is tempted to drink.  Leah returns to counsel Irene and persuades her to open up to concerned Marilyn.  With Leah’s support, Irene then plucks up the courage to go to the police and tell them about the sexual abuse she suffered as a teenager, which is what prompted her reaction to Tommy.  Colby is sad for Irene but certain that this will help her case.  With Leah’s help, Irene then puts out a heartbreakingly brave video online explaining the abuse she suffered and admitting what she did to Tommy and why.  Her friends, including Bella are overwhelmed and just want to love and support Irene no matter what.  Bella admits to Colby that she is struggling with what could have happened that day if Irene hadn’t been there.

Raffy is embarrassed when she misreads the situation with Ryder and attempts to kiss him, only to be turned down.  She decides she cannot work with him on their school project anymore, putting their grades in jeopardy.  Roo manages to get the pair working together but their friendship is over.

Neighbours

In my favourite cameo of all of them, Caroline forces Christina to explain the truth about the Ex-Wives Plot.  In actual fact, his daughter, Elle arranged for all his ex-wives to show up and challenge whether he was a changed man and ready to marry Terese or whether he was just going to make another woman unhappy.  She also roped Leo in to help her.

Back in Erinsborough, David is horrified to discover that Leo has been involved in the campaign against Paul.  Furious, he cannot even speak to his brother.  Overwhelmed by the mistakes he has made, Leo decides to leave town without saying goodbye, other than a note to David.  David is utterly distraught to have pushed his brother away.  And to be honest, it is a pretty rubbish exit for a really great character.

With the wedding in jeopardy, Ned flied out to Queensland to support Terese but gets stuck in Sydney unable to get a flight.  He gets talking to a tearful bride in her wedding dress, having been jilted on her wedding day.  Little does he know that the woman, Scarlett, manipulates him to keep him with her for as long as possible.  This one is going to be big trouble.

Paul and Terese finally reunite in Queensland and get married, officiated by Elvis and witnessed by Caroline and Christina.  Brilliant!

Gary decides to play the field and date both Gail and Rebecca but after telling some lies, ends up with only Gail interested in seeing him.  Well, he could to a lot worse!

Mackenzie is heartbroken when Yashvi accidentally gives away her secret, talking about it at school where they are overheard by school bully Ritchie.  Despite Mackenzie’s protestations, Yashvi confronts Ritchie but in doing so, firstly, Yashvi outs Mackenzie to the whole school and secondly, says one of the worst possibly things – saying that she ‘used to be a boy’.  The thing that Mackenzie is most wounded over is that her friend clearly doesn’t understand anything she has explained to her.

Fickle Chloe who was only in love with Elly the previous week (and in love with Pierce the week before) is in love with Pierce again now and agrees to start a relationship with him.  However, things quickly go south when Chloe answers an irate call from Ebony and she realises that Pierce is keeping secrets.  Chloe quickly comes face to face with Pierce’s secret when she meets his teenage son, Hendrix, recently expelled from boarding school.

Soap Blog: 2nd – 8th September 2019

Coronation Street

Geoff nearly loses control of Yasmeen when she lets his cancer lie slip to Tim and Sally.  He manipulates her into believing she got it wrong and informs her instead that he has non-serious heart condition instead but scares her enough to beg him to move back in with her.

When Eileen meets up with Jan to break his heart, he ends up getting shot and hospitalised, prompting her to change her mind about running away with him.  And in yet another example of a complete lack of security surrounding him, Sean wanders in off the street to visit him in hospital and tells him not to ruin Eileen’s life by dragging her down with him into a life she won’t be happy with.  So he does the right thing and leaves without her.  So hopefully with Jan and Alina gone, this plot is finally over, minus some whining from Seb.  And am I the only one who wants to cut that boy’s hair?

Upset at the idea she may have to return to Birmingham, Hope slips into the builder’s yard and sets a fire but ends up trapped inside.  Ali rescues her and she plays the victim but it seems that her time away have done nothing for her behaviour.  Fiz resolves Hope’s school issues by deciding to home school her.

Daniel and Bethany get closer, which quite frankly is just a weird plot twist when we all know where Daniel and Sinead’s storyline is going.

Doctors

Karen is upset to discover that Immie has been in Letherbridge without bothering to tell her or Rob – she has been sleeping with Sid!  Immediately, she interferes in their ‘relationship’ but it quickly transpires that it means more to Sid than it does to Immie.

Emma returns from Australia to discover that while Zara has been busy moving house and moving on, deep down, she is heartbroken, having discovered that Daniel and Becky were secretly in a relationship.  Zara waits for her moment and then invites Becky out for drink before pouncing – giving Becky a dressing down for her lies and deceit.  She leaves Becky in tears.

To further improve Becky’s week, the poor woman is held hostage during a VPAS visit, resulting in her patient dying of cardiac arrest.  I thought she was supposed to have had some kind of medical training?

Ruhma delivers a premature baby who has to be rushed straight into intensive care with the odds of survival not looking good.  Ruhma also spends a little too much time with Laura and Russell, the couple she gave money to for IVF (which I’m sure wasn’t nine months ago) and have now had their baby.  Preparing to say goodbye before Alia goes off to University, Ruhma and Alia are shocked during Ruhma’s life drawing class to discover that Shak is the model!

Eastenders

Bianca and Kat are shocked and regretful to wake up in a police cell after a particularly eventful night out.  Are they even friends?  But it’s all hands on deck back in Walford to persuade the police to let them out of custody so that the mother of the bride can come to the wedding – in the most hideous party outfit in the history of the world.

The wedding party gather in the church but having discovered the truth about Ben and Callum, Bianca is worried that Whitney is making a mistake.  Whitney ignores her until she learns that Stuart knew about their liaison and that it dates all the way back to Pride weekend, meaning feelings run much deeper than she had been told.  At the altar, Whitney cannot go through with the wedding and walks out, breaking Callum’s heart.  Back at their flat, they talk and cry, both devastated and in what is an unusual situation for an affair storyline, I just cannot help but feel sorry for both parties.

Meanwhile, Keanu has abandoned Louise in a café, determined to have a showdown with Ben at last to force him to tell Phil the truth about the attack.  Of course, having been away, he doesn’t know that Phil knows the truth anyway.  Things get physical between them and Keanu accepts that all is lost until Sharon visits him, ready to let him leave forever and take Louise with him.  Taking pity on him, she tells him the truth.

With Callum and Whitney having gone their separate ways, it’s not long before Ben tracks Callum down at the flat, only for Whitney to return to talk things through with her ex.  Although she hasn’t actually walked in on anything happening between them, she is livid and hell bent on revenge, charging down to the pub to out Callum to the whole Square.

Meanwhile, Mel has her own problems.  Having been just about to make her getaway with Hunter locked in the boot of the car when Lisa shocks her by turning up, needing help to get Louise and Keanu out of the country.  Having no choice but to delay things and help her friend, Mel is horrified to return to the car and find that Hunter has escaped the boot with the gun she so foolishly put in the boot with him!  I mean, that’s just a rookie mistake.

Hell bent on his own revenge on Jack for calling the police on him, Hunter breaks into Jack’s house and knocks poor Denise out.  I mean, she didn’t do anything wrong!  He then breaks into the pub and through a series of holding people hostage during which time they have ample opportunity to raise the alarm and call for help, he manages to frighten the whole square, especially poor Jean and Linda and also shoots Ben.  Phil and Keanu manage to escape what looks like every police officer in the East End in order to break into the pub in order to ‘rescue’ Louise who gets taken outside as a hostage.  When Ben gets shot, Sonia who basically works in a care home is suddenly capable of life saving surgery.  Eastenders promised us that someone would die this week, however and they did but of course, it wasn’t Ben.  It wasn’t Louise.  It wasn’t even Mel, which could have been a good twist as Tamsin Outhwaite is leaving.  It was just Hunter, shot by police for his many crimes, including being one of the most irritating characters in soap history.

Emmerdale

When Nate catches Amy taking Kyle’s passport, he convinces her to admit to him the truth about the fire, horrifying Kerry.  Later, Kerry discovers Moira and Nate’s affair, quickly using it to her advantage.  She persuades him to break up with Amy, freeing them to leave as they planned instead of Amy’s feelings for Nate holding her back.

Tracey is on the warpath with proof that Frank bought the engagement ring on the morning of the fire so he didn’t steal the charity money to buy it.  Pete has to drag her away when she demands answers of the Sharma family.  Later, Priya is shocked to find Tracey rifling through their files at home, searching for some evidence of wrong doing.  Tracey is shocked at how much financial trouble the factory was in but Priya manages to calm her down.  She mentions that Billy and Dawn were stealing from the factory, which sends Tracey down another avenue of enquiry.

Jessie is desperately searching for a job and while Marlon tries to be supportive, her ex-husband is hovering around in the periphery, undermining him.  Jessie reluctantly agrees to take an after school club job.

Chas returns to support Aaron and Robert.  When Kim and Al make an inappropriate comment about Victoria and her baby, Robert attacks Al.  He yells at them about the rape and they both apologise.  Aaron and Victoria are angry with Robert for losing his temper.

Megan turns her back on the village and Andrea takes her place as Leyla’s business partner.  Jacob still has feelings for Maya, despite what he is telling his family.

Hollyoaks

Cindy and Luke hook up on Mandy and Darren’s sofa.  Darren and Mandy decide that things are rather too crowded and Luke decides to move out.  He also doesn’t want anything more than a one night stand with Cindy, who is a bit too smitten with him.

Peri and Cleo start University but things don’t start fantastically when Cleo panics during a food dare during Fresher’s week.  When she comes home and binges, she ends up pushing Mitchell away, leading to Scott accidentally revealing Cleo’s past abuse.

Lisa returns and throws a party but when she persuades Scott to dress up as Anita Tinkle, Walter loses his temper and is homophobic towards him.  Everyone is upset, including Lisa, Martina and Cleo, especially when Mitchell refuses to stand up for his friend, little knowing that’s because he has feelings for him.

Martine is harbouring a secret of her own – she didn’t raise Mitchell herself, Walter did and even Mitchell doesn’t know he is a twin.

Diane’s family and friends try to pick up the pieces after she decides Tony has left her and she wants nothing more to do with him.  Nancy is shocked to learn that Finn is being released from prison and coming back to live with Diane.  Sylver agrees to go into business with Liberty.

Home and Away

Colby and Ziggy attempt to heal the rift between Dean and Mackenzie, only for things to quickly unravel when Dean walks in on Colby and Mac in bed together!  Colby ends things between himself and Mac for the sake of Dean’s relationship with Mac but Dean tells him to go for it – he has lived this long without a sister, he doesn’t need one now.

Irene is thrown into a panic when the police find Tommy’s car round the corner from her house.  Unable to prevent her from telling the police, Bella turns to Colby and tells him everything, explaining that it wasn’t Irene’s fault and that Tommy attacked them first.  Pre-warned, Colby is sympathetic as he takes Irene’s statement.  Obtaining a search warrant for Tommy’s house, the police find evidence that Tommy is a serial offender and Bella could have been much more seriously harmed if it hadn’t been for Irene.

Stuck at home, Jasmine is frustrated that she cannot visit Irene and offer her support but Robbo rams home to her the danger they are in.  Little do they know, they are already being watched.  However, Robbo soon gets photos of himself and Jasmine on a short visit out posted through the door.

Ben is struggling in the wake of his arrest and seeks solace in alcohol to the point that Ryder has to refuse to serve him.  Worried about their future, Maggie considers selling the pier complex to pay their legal fees.  Raffy is distraught in the wake of her breakup with Ryder and in a complete personality transplant, Ryder doesn’t care at all.

Neighbours

Pierce rushes Elly to the hospital after he fall and her family and friends, including Chloe rush to be with her to support her.  Things become tense between Elly and Bea when Elly rejects Finn’s offer of coming to an antenatal class with her and then takes Aaron and David instead.  I mean, fair play.  Regardless of Finn being a former psycho, he is also her ex-boyfriend…  The argument prompts Elly to go and stay with her mother for a few weeks (and actress Jodi Anasta to take a few unplanned weeks off for stress and exhaustion).

In the third wave of one of the best Neighbours plots ever, Paul’s ex-wife Rebecca arrives back in Erinsborough on the premise that she is working with the Sonya Rebecchi Foundation.  It’s an emotional reunion between her and Paul as they relive that fateful night on the terrace when she pushed him off and tried to kill him.  Confronted by three ex-wives, Terese decides she wants to elope with Paul instead.  The couple head off to Queensland, only to bump into another ex, Christina!  Despite being nagged by her twin, Caroline (I love these two) to leave well alone, Christina warns Paul not to make the same mistakes with Terese.  This has the desired effect and Paul cancels the wedding, breaking Terese’s heart.

Gary meanwhile, discovers that the woman he met on Tinder is none other than Paul’s second wife, Gail.  Horrified, the pair decide not to continue their relationship.  Gary quickly moves onto another date – a nice woman he meets at the Waterhole – Rebecca, another of Paul’s wives!  He ends things again when he realises!

When she finds an old photo of Mackenzie and Shane amongst Mackenzie’s belongings, she jumps to the conclusion that her friend could be her father’s illegitimate daughter.  Her suspicions prompt Mackenzie to meet with Shane and Susan (who already know the truth) and the rest of the family and tell them that she knew them in her old life as Michael but that she is transgender and has always identified as a girl.  Her mother who has died always knew and supported her but when her father found out, he reacted badly and abandoned the family.  Now she lives with her aunt and Shane is helping her try and track her father down.

Mark manages to persuade Sheila to give Roxy a chance at the Waterhole.  When Roxy arranges a romantic thank you for him, Harlow manages to get in the way.  Roxy is clearly smitten with Mark but he makes is clear that he only wants something casual.